World's Strongest Magnetic Field Is Demonstrated
lazarus_ writes "PORTLAND, Ore. -- Researchers at Florida State University's National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee achieved the holy grail of magnetism recently when their high-temperature superconductor attained the coveted 25-Tesla field strength record."
Metalheads from as far south as Miami, as far north as Atlanta, and as far west as Memphis were seen hurtling through the air at breakneck speed headed toward the city of Tallahassee.
Tampa, known for it's unusually dense Death Metal population, was particularly hard hit.
Heil Sig! -Rob
Clerk:"Uh, Sir, the American Express card didn't work either. All of your credit cards are totally blank."
Scientist Guy: "Son of a BITCH!"
SCIENTIST GUY then proceeds to consciously attract a crowbar from the Crowbar Aisle to his hands via his newfound magnetic powers and beat CLERK senseless.
ok maybe not that last part though...
World's most screwed up monitor in the office next door.