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China Plans Manned Space Flight October 15

epmos writes "As previously reported on /., China is working toward launching a manned space flight Real Soon Now(tm). Many news sites have stories suggesting it could be as soon as a week away. The flight is expected to last about 90 minutes and complete one orbit." According to some of these stories, though, there's speculation about the flight lasting up to 24 hours.

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  1. Low gravity eating? by PFactor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Were this to be a longer flight, how would they solve the problem of eating with chopsticks in low gravity?

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  2. Blimey by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Funny

    [1800s-style Imperialist Brit Mode On]
    Next you'll be telling us that old Johnny Chinaman has gained mastery
    over the atom and created a doomsday weapon ready to threaten our
    very own God-fearing people.

    Well never fear gentle-people, in my new steam-o-matic flying machine
    I'll quickly handle this yellow menace so your children can sleep
    soundly!

    God Bless Queen Victoria
    [1800s-style Imperialist Brit Mode Off]

  3. knowing china by gfody · · Score: 4, Funny

    they have some well thought out elaborate plans already to inhabit the moon.. I don't blame them, it must be getting crowded over there.

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  4. Re:A scary concept by perly-king-69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great, a repressive country that hates the entire planet, has nuclear weapons, is mentally unstable, and now can send people into orbit.

    Enough about the USA, what about China?

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  5. How many orbits? by Crolis · · Score: 4, Funny

    The news article says they are planning a single orbit, but you know how it goes: one hour later and they will feel like they need to orbit again.

    -Crolis

  6. More outsourcing in our future... by hirschma · · Score: 4, Funny

    Today's story:

    BEIJING, Oct. 8 -- After a decade of preparation, China will launch its first human being into space on Oct. 15 in a 90-minute flight that will orbit the Earth once, a major Chinese Web site reported in one of the most concrete signs yet that the landmark trip is imminent.

    In 2013:

    BEIJING, Oct. 15 - As part of a celebration of its first decade of manned space flight, China announces an agreement with the USA's NASA space agency to outsource all space-related operations. An unnamed NASA official said: "Well, they can do it cheaper than we can - we can hire three taikonauts for what it costs us to loft one astronaut - and who cares if some foreigners get killed repairing our satellites?"

    In related news, all remaining astronauts have been informed that their services are no longer needed, and offered placement services for lucrative positions in the fast food industries.

  7. I wonder if the side of the rocket.... by Lester67 · · Score: 4, Funny

    will say "Made In China"?