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New SANS/FBI Top 20 List
An anonymous reader submits "The SANS Institute (together with the FBI) published today an updated version of its list of
The Twenty Most Critical Internet Security Vulnerabilities.
As usual, part of the news is that not too much has changed. The list is split into 10 Unix and 10 Windows vulnerabilities. Leaders are BIND and IIS (last year it was RPC on the Unix side). But some issues (weak passwords) made it into both lists.
For last years version, see here. In addition to this list, and a lot of other stuff, the SANS institute is behind DShield and the Internet Storm Center."
So I've got this friend, let's call him Cmdr T. No, that's too obvious, let's call him C.R. Taco. Anyway, Mr. Taco has been "noticing" other men lately, if you catch my drift.
It all started out when Taco was at his favorite local bar, the Man Hole. He would go there every night and have a few banana daiquiris and watch pre-taped episodes of The View and Oprah. So there he was in his favorite leather chaps and little else, sipping his daiquiri and watching Oprah when this guy sits down at the stool next to him. One thing leads to another and Taco is in the parking lot bent over his Mazda Miata, taking it up the ass like a champ. His suitor comes hard, and they decide to head back to Taco's apartment.
So the next thing you know, Taco has this guy strapped to his pommel horse and he's pounding the stranger's ass with everything he's got. All of a sudden, it hits him: "I might be gay!"
So I'm asking for your opinion here. Do you think that cruising floof bars and having anonymous sex with other men makes me, I mean him, a little gay, or is this perfectly normal heterosexual activity?
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