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Universe Shaped Like A Soccer Ball?

Rabid Rob writes "According to a New Scientist article, and prompted by data from NASA's Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe (WMAP), it's suggested the universe could be shaped like a soccer ball - the 'cosmic microwave background' has fluctuations, and a possible conclusion is that 'our Universe seems like an endlessly repeating set of dodecahedrons.' Oh yeah, the universe is only 70 billion light years across, so better buy up the real estate now while it's still cheap!" The NYT has more information (free reg. req.) on this theory, which is quickly being refuted by Wernstrom-like rival researchers.

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  1. Even God plays Soccer... by MosesJones · · Score: 3, Funny


    When will the US finally realise and stop playing all those other silly sports with Joan Collins style shoulder pads :-)

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    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
    1. Re:Even God plays Soccer... by beady · · Score: 2, Funny

      actually God plays Skee-ball

    2. Re:Even God plays Soccer... by MosesJones · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ummm so you've got the Joan Collins Shoulder Pads... the "touching", and hell isn't it sweet the way the defensive linemen hold hands before the game.

      Till you'd mentioned it I'd never realised. American Football is the most pro-gay professional sport on the planet.

      Who'd a thunk it ?

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      An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
  2. So, I'm just wondering.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's on the outside of the universe?

    ... If I go there, will I escape Governor Conan and reality TV?

    1. Re:So, I'm just wondering.... by krymsin01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A big foot. A really big foot.

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      stuff
    2. Re:So, I'm just wondering.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Budda passes to Muhammad... Muhammad taking it up the left side, fakes-out Shiva, crosses to Jesus...he heads it...!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!! !!!!!!!!

    3. Re:So, I'm just wondering.... by Richy_T · · Score: 4, Funny
      Nono, the joke is supposed to be that Jesus is the goalkeeper and the punchline is "Jesus saves"


      Rich

  3. Shaped like a soccer ball!? by userloser · · Score: 1, Funny

    "The universe is FLAT I tell you!"

  4. Oh no, Shankley was right! by F4Codec · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not only is it not just a matter of life and death, but football is an integral part of the universe...

  5. Just what we need... by HiQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    In my country (the Netherlands) most people think that the world revolves around football (that is soccer). So let's all keep this quiet, and not let all those soccer fans know that in reality the whole universe now seems to revolve around, and is shaped like, a football...

  6. Re:Small, large, or just more spam? by F4Codec · · Score: 5, Funny
    Let me refer the gentleman to the definitive source, the Hitch Hikes Guide to Galaxy, that explains exactly how big space really is.

    Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space

  7. So if the Universe is shaped like a football? by The-Bus · · Score: 1, Funny

    What does that make Pele?

    Or Buckminster Fuller?

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    Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  8. Hmm by deltagreen · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the New Scientist article

    If we could prove that the Universe was finite and small, that would be earth-shattering, says David Spergel of Princeton University in New Jersey.
    I wonder how that sentence should be interpreted...
  9. So if it is shaped like a football by hate_this_nick · · Score: 1, Funny

    How well could Roberto Carlos curve it?

  10. Re:bah by tommten · · Score: 1, Funny

    I predict that in a few weeks someone probably will say it's shaped like a mushroom..
    and in a few years a madman in a Utah asylum will say he has the rights to the sourcecode of the universe

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    - I choked on the red pill and now I'm stuck in limbo
  11. Re:And this is pertinent....how? by CausticWindow · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are so right. We should only focus on research that gives instant economical profit. I propose that most research funds should be given as loans, so that we won't get useless science like this.

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    How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
  12. This will make moving my space fleet easier by FictionPimp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sweet finally, screw light speed. I'll move my ships 1d6 hexigons per turn.

  13. Re:This just in! by Robmonster · · Score: 1, Funny

    1: Become God
    2: ????
    3: Prophet

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    I have no sig yet I must scream.
  14. Huh. God does play dice with the universe... by FireAtWill · · Score: 2, Funny

    12-sided ones to be exact.

  15. Re:70 billion light years across by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So if nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, and the universe is supposed to be 7-15 billion years old (depending on who you ask), how ca n it be 70 billion light years across? Hmmm. Answer me that one scientist.

    Because space is really made of nothing, and nothing can travel faster than light.

  16. Re:Head spinning... by letxa2000 · · Score: 3, Funny
    There is no outside...

    ... There is only Zuul.