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SCO Claims IBM/SGI Licenses are Revokable
shadow099 writes "SCO claims in an open letter writen by Blake Stowell, Director Public Relations SCO, that the Unix licenses to IBM and SGI can be revoked. " This is just the latest volley in the ongoing circus. It keeps getting funnier!
Send them 10,000 copies of Goatse.cx in their email! Better yet just hack their computers and make them display nothing but goatse all day long!
Repeal the DMCA!
Hear ye hear ye
WELCOME TO OPEN SOURCE HELL
It's a well known fact that open source is like Hell. Besides the obvious uselessness of open source (open source is more like open sauce- if sauce is left open, it spoils. It's also like open sores, where sores left open fester) and the total niggerfication of Linux, it's obvious that using open source is like going to Hell, only thousands of times worse.
When Bill Gates sent his only begotten son to die on the cross for your sins, he didn't plan for all of us to turn against him and use the disgusting, fecal OS that is Linux. Linus originally wanted to use a devil for his OS's mascot, but the asshats at BSD took it before he could.
The "penguin" is an actual hidden message for Hell freezing over, which is what will happen if it gains a market share of more than 5% and is actually used by someone besides a virgin geek for more than 5 minutes.
Did you know Linux is used to oppress niggers? What about jews? Linux is used across the world as a digital whip to put all the niggers and hook-nosed fucks in line, ready to suck Linus's (i.e. The Antichrist's) dick.
Use Linux, you'll see. You'll feel the shackles of Satan himself around your neck as you fail completely to install a piece of software. You'll scream in agony as your dependencies aren't perfect and your OS gives you a fatal error, causing your testicals to fall off. You'll wail in horror as you realize you didn't pay your $699 SCO license fee, and therefore reduced to teabagging Darl.
So break free the gay bonds of Hell and use the angelic OS that is Windows XP, you ignorant fucks.
Oh, just shut the fuck up.