Uranium Eating Bacteria Help Cold War Cleanup
Shipud writes "Scientists from UMA have used metal-metablozing bacteria,
Geobacter, to "eat" uranium. The uranium is
converted from a soluble form to an insoluble one, thus
preventing water contamination. Cold-war era uranium processing
has left many contaminated sites in the US, and worldwide.
Details are
here."
The DoE has employed jizz eating CMDRTaco (recently promoted to Rear Admiral) to clean up certain biohazard sites ... such as the floor of popular jerk-off booths in XXX establishments.
Depleted uranium is probably just as toxic as lead. But we have seen that even someone who chewed on too many paint chips as a kid can grow up to be president.