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Free-Floating UNIX

E1ven writes "First Microsoft detergent, now, UNIX Diapers, among other niceties. The author of this page has apparently worked to photograph and categorize the use of the term UNIX in other, non software products." (And don't forget Linux detergent.) Update: 10/12 21:23 GMT by T : Less garbled now ;)

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  1. Wow. by Phosphor3k · · Score: 4, Funny

    Zero Comments and Utterly destroyed. Ph33r those who would cross the Slashdot Linux community!

    1. Re:Wow. by tux_deamon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know... /. is like the death star... we focus this intense beam on of traffic on a single web host and BLAM!

      BEN: I felt a great disturbance in the Web...as if millions of httpd daemons suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

  2. Nothing Beats This. by Mr_Icon · · Score: 4, Funny
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  3. How about SCO diapers by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1, Funny

    For when the $#!+ gets deep.

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    1. Re:How about SCO diapers by gilesjuk · · Score: 2, Funny

      SCO diapers are no use, they're already full of s^H^H^Hit :)

  4. Fire extinguishers too by vadim_t · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see an UNIX fire extinguisher in the trains in the spanish underground.

  5. Has apparently has worked? by spektr · · Score: 2, Funny

    The page has apparently has worked to photograph and categorize the use of the term UNIX in other, non software products.
    Server-response: Object not found

    Has apparently has worked

    English is my second language, willing to learn: is this the non-subjunctive perfect?

    I think I read someting about this in a Douglas Adams book!

  6. Re:This author? This author!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    The world did not spring into full form from the hand of Linus, one sunny Finnish afternoon.

    Indeed. I quote from "The Book of Slashdot" chapter 2, section 4:

    ..and The Ritchie doth spake
    "Bring to me all that is Good and Just."
    and it was so. Then The Ritchie doth spake more
    "Bringeth thy Finn, lest my loins burst."
    and it was done.

    The young Finn protesteth his guilt
    "I doth not copy thy look and feel, oh great Ritchie."
    The Ritchie was angered
    "Silence, welp! Lest I pummel thee into meat."
    The young Finn recalled the stories of The Ritchie's temper
    and how he hath made The Stallman into The Goatse.cx Guy
    with but a flick of the wrist.

  7. Re:no wonder there are no posts... by Thoron · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am sure that SCO shutdown Dennis' website as his license to UNIX has been revoked.

  8. Slashdotting Dennis Ritche... by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there no respect at all anymore?

  9. Re:no wonder there are no posts... by CowboyMeal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course there are no posts, everyone on slashdot reads the article before even thinking about posting.

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