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Happy 3rd Birthday To OpenOffice.org
Milo Fungus writes "OpenOffice.org is three years old today. The birthday page links to interviews and information about OpenOffice.org's push to schools, which is led by Ian Lynch of the Marketing Project. As a happy and satisfied user, I say 'Happy Birthday' with vigor and gusto." Gift idea: give a copy of OpenOffice.org to your boss tomorrow.
they're all fudgepacking faggots
Yay!! Three years of fucking up word documents!
... will it be usable? Probably it takes another 3 yrs.
Poor that Linux still does not have an office suite appropriate for the average user.
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Anonymous Coward
Satisfied Undergrad at the University of Alaska Fairbanks.
Your mother has been satisfying undergrads as the local Martin Luther Jr. Community College.
You use open source that sucks, and she has open sores and sucks. And your dad is busy fucking the thanksgiving turkey.
if *anyone* used the phrase "vigor and gusto", how long would it take to get marked as a troll?
Not long at all. For example:
CmdrTaco sucks Michael's cock with vigor and gusto.
Or:
Michael pounds CmdrTaco's asshole with vigor and gusto.
Remember: just because you post contains a reference to The Simpsons(C) characters does not make it funny. You are still a fagotry moron.
Fuzz that shizz. I use Wordpad. Fast, stable, and has every fucking feature 99% of the population needs.
oh yeah, fuzz that shizz means fuck that shit in case you couldn't figure it out.
Mrs. Scalli0n is sucking my dick right now. When I'm finished she'll try to spit it out, and I'll punch her in the face until she swallows it all. Then I'll punch her in the stomach and make her vomit. Then I'll put her puke, blood, my cum, and a handfull of your dog's shit into a blender and make your sister drink the shake while I anally rape her. Your dad usually sits in the corner and watches, masturbating the whole time. We clean up with your bedsheets. Afterwards, we got out for frozen yogurt and talk about the good times.
I've seen so many people bash OO as I read through this discussion, and it's funny cause the linux zealots are all modding them down. Mods, accept the fact that OO has it's problems and let people crack jokes at them. Jeez.
And oh yeah, how is this newsworthy? I'm curious as to how a page with a few links to OpenOffice propaganda is newsworthy, nobody uses OpenOffice. MS Office is the standard for real offices that use any formatting, let's start getting a grip on it.
Sig & Below
Yuck Fou
but teh ooO runnz on teh XPee too. oooo, i tihnk i have bin torlled an i hav lost!!!
I hear Alaska is a nice country.
It isn't. There are a surprising number of niggers up there. You'd expect otherwise, but I think they see the vast wilderness as an untouched territory for them to cover with spray paint. Another five years and it will be a huge grungy slum covered with chicken grease.
And not just his sweat.
A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP HIS ASS! ..
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Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
I think I'll stick with my Microsoft Office products, thank you. I don't need some hippy free software open office garbage causing problems. You folks can quite frankly take your low quality, unreliable, shit software (I use that term very loosley) and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. If I had it my way, Linux and free software in general would be outlawed, and those who got caught with it would be getting their asses raped in prison. Time for you fuckers to grow up and start using good software. Linux is for babies... PERIOD.
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I, for one, welcome our new OpenOffice.Org masters. Now if they could just get rid of the "dot org" in their name so it wasn't a mouthful of marbles, maybe we could actually pitch this product to our friends.
You can say whatever you like, but the words that issue from your fingers have no effect on me. I merely post to point out how it is you who are the immature one. I am confident in my stature, are you? I would doubt so. The very fact that you insist on posting this sort of thing in a public forum that is, ostensibly, for mature discussion of the issues at hand is evidence of your insecurities.
I need not write diatribes to make myself feel better since I *know* that I am completely within my place to feel proud and hold my head up high. Although people like you wish to tear people like me down, it cannot happen. This is what maturity is. The confidence with one's standing in society. Perhaps if you had developed as much as I have over these 45 years, you would know such confidence. But it is my observation that people like you are like the youngster who is lost in the mall. At first you cry out for your mother who is nowhere to be seen. Then once you have created a suitable amount of commotion you latch onto the nearest kind soul who offeres to assist you in finding your way. But you spitefully lash out as soon as they take your hand. You bite them. You scream at them and then you are once more abandoned. It is little wonder that this is your lot in life. Someone as generous and kind as I am is yet rebuffed by another one of your outbursts. This is further proof that you are the child and I am the adult.
Bite away, my friend, and you will see that the only flesh you ingest is that of your own limbs. But, if you open your mind and let go of your fear, you will join the rest of the adults in the commerce of the mind that is so satisfying and rewarding. The choice is yours. What will it be?
Scalli0n
My speech is hardly at issue here. What is in question is the maturity of the previous AC poster who expected to upset me with his drivel about my wife, sister and father. The first (and very telling I might add) indication of his immaturity is the ill-played strategy of attempting to incite an emotional response through the use of coarse and vulgar sexual acts with the victims being the typical family members of the opposite sex. This, clearly, violates the well know social graces with which most mature adults converse. It is therefore reasonable to assume that the individual lacks either the maturity or the mental faculties to interact with other human beings in a constructive and mutually fruitful way.
My life is a picture perfect illustration of a life well rendered. At the age of 20, I reached a level of maturity far beyond that of my peers. This is what led me into the field of computer science at an astonishing 22 years old. I have made many acheivments (more than two lifetimes worth) in my 45 years and expect at least another 30-40 years of time to complete my work here on Earth. I really don't have to be bothered responding to the likes of ACs like the one above orpeople like you who chose to bury their heads in the sand about the reality of the situation (ie. I am an adult. You are not). However, I do respond if only to make the world a better place to live. It is my duty to help my fellow man reach his potential. That the poster above clearly is being flippant with regard to my gesture further points to a retarded social development. Possibly with latent homosexual tendencies. (I'll bet he's sucked cock more than once) With that said, let it be known that I have won (yet again) another war of words and come out the unchallenged victor. Maturity wins out over childishness and I still have no hard feelings about what was said because I am certain that it does not impact my life in any significant way. In fact, I can probably compare the din that you and the AC made to a house fly.
Please feel free to challenge me, but be aware that if I do not answer, it is because I have grown tired of playing these silly games with a band of miscreant hooligans.