The Ultimate MAME Box
Strudelkugel writes "Aaron Mahler, director of network services at Sweetbriar College, has built the ultimate MAME box. His site describes his efforts in detail. Lot of cool pics, too."
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So I've got this friend, let's call him Cmdr T. No, that's too obvious, let's call him C. Taco. Anyway, Mr. Taco has been "noticing" other men lately, if you catch my drift.
It all started out when Taco was at his favorite local bar, the Man Hole. He would go there every night and have a few banana daiquiris and watch pre-taped episodes of The View and Oprah. So there he was in his favorite leather chaps and little else, sipping his daiquiri and watching Oprah when this guy sits down at the stool next to him. One thing leads to another and Taco is in the parking lot bent over his Mazda Miata, taking it up the ass like a champ. His suitor comes hard, and they decide to head back to Taco's apartment.
So the next thing you know, Taco has this guy strapped to his pommel horse and he's pounding the stranger's ass with everything he's got. All of a sudden, it hits him: "I might be gay!"
So I'm asking for your opinion here. Do you think that cruising floof bars and having anonymous sex with other men makes me, I mean him, a little gay, or is this perfectly normal heterosexual activity?
Aren't some of the /. editors a part of the GNAA? Or are they all racist whites?
...have you taken a bath recently you UNIX loving faggot?
That's right, /. participants...don't mirror little Jimmy's Milipede Linux/MAME project. Fuck that server in the a$$ with high-bandwidth bills.
Look at little Jimmy. You sicko slashdotters kick sand in his server's face. How do you think poor little Jimmy's $5/week allowance will pay for the damages?
Hey friend's of little Jimmy, would you like to get even? Here's a great idea, let's all go visit SLASHDOT.ORG a few HUNDRED times! Maybe if we tried hard(er)...(est), we could "Jimmy" the slashdot domain. That'll teach those four-eyed bullies on our playground from messing with us!
PS: I got dibbs on previous-art on Jimmy-ing a domain. heh
It can?! Holy Leaping Mario's man!!! I want one.
Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of those? A beowulf cluster of Donkey Kongs?