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Enter Warriors In GridWars Interactive

guts writes "Those interested in parallel computing can enter warriors in the new GRID WARS INTERACTIVE contest by downloading the challenge kit from www.gridwars.com. Prizes will be awarded to those who submit the most winning warriors, with the championship held live at Supercomputing SC2003 in Phoenix in November. Details available on the web site." (See this earlier story about Grid Wars, too.)

30 comments

  1. Gay-O! Again-O! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  3. F the page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fuck that page. The all flash windows are bigger than my resolution, and it doesn't allow me to resize the window. Its near impossible to navigate the site. The flash is gratuitous and lame. Fuck that page.

  4. crappy website by crotherm · · Score: 1


    You know, I bet more people would be interested if their website was not full of crappy flash.

    That said, it sounds like lots of fun.

    --
    "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable" - JFK
    1. Re:crappy website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me of an old joke...

      What do Michael and Flash have in common?

      They both make websites shitty and suck cock.

      Zing!

  5. Gay-O-Rama!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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    -- The WIPO Avenger

  6. "Gay-O" in Triplicate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    GAY-O By The WIPO Avenger, 2003-10-18 18:30 (To the tune of Day-O by Harry Belafonte)

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    -- The WIPO Avenger

  7. This one goes out to #Slash faggotry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    GAY-O By The WIPO Avenger, 2003-10-18 18:30 (To the tune of Day-O by Harry Belafonte)

    Gay-o, gay-ay-ay-o! Hemos cum when they suck his bone! Gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay-ay-ay-o! Michael cum when they suck his bone!

    Suck all night on CowboiKneel's bum! (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!) Suck Cliff's cock 'til the morning come! (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!) Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!) Six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!)

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    -- The WIPO Avenger

  8. ...Taco-Snot All Over! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    GAY-O By The WIPO Avenger, 2003-10-18 18:30 (To the tune of Day-O by Harry Belafonte)

    Gay-o, gay-ay-ay-o! Hemos cum when they suck his bone! Gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay-ay-ay-o! Michael cum when they suck his bone!

    Suck all night on CowboiKneel's bum! (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!) Suck Cliff's cock 'til the morning come! (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!) Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!) Six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!)

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    A beautiful bunch o' balls on Pater! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) He likes to play the game "Hide the Hamster"! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!) Six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!)

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    -- The WIPO Avenger

  9. Flash by lostindenver · · Score: 1

    Cant look at the site without flash. Hope it didn't have any information buried..
    Why people do this still i do not understand.

  10. Gay-O! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    GAY-O By The WIPO Avenger, 2003-10-18 18:30 (To the tune of Day-O by Harry Belafonte)

    Gay-o, gay-ay-ay-o! Hemos cum when they suck his bone! Gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay-ay-ay-o! Michael cum when they suck his bone!

    Suck all night on CowboiKneel's bum! (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!) Suck Cliff's cock 'til the morning come! (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!) Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!) Six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!)

    Gay, me say gay-ay-ay-o! (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!) Gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay... (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!)

    A beautiful bunch o' balls on Pater! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) He likes to play the game "Hide the Hamster"! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!) Six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!)

    Gay, me say gay-ay-ay-o! (Michael cum when they suck his bone!) Gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay... (Michael cum when they suck his bone!)

    Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!)

    GAY-O! Gay-ay-ay-o! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) Gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay-ay-ay-o! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!)

    -- The WIPO Avenger

  11. OT and burning karma like a madman: GVP by The+FooMiester · · Score: 1

    I'd seriously be interested in this product for my wife if it really existed. Someone should take the idea and run with it.

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    The previous has been a secret message to my comrades.
  12. Are there any OPEN programming contests?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got the craving to compete in code-space. But this Applied Intelligence company with the closed-source CxC compiler behind GridWars isn't going to get my help testing and tuning it.

    Seriously, is there somewhere I can write some competitive code in Ruby or Perl or Python or even C for god's sake!!!

  13. Gripe with installer (and Flash-ridden site) by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
    (Man that "Gay-O" troll has been posted like 7 times to this thread -- out of 11 posts so far!)

    I'm currently installing the GridWars software, and have a gripe (other than the Flash gripe that's been echoed here several times -- there should always be a way to navigate a site from a text-based browser!). My gripe is that they default to installing on C:, and they greyed out the [...] button which would allow you to change the installation directory!

    Yes, I realize my configuration is non-standard (Windows 2000 was on D:, then I added a bigger drive and reinstalled on K:), but c'mon, there's no reason to force the installation directory in this day and age.

    That said, I for one look forward to seeing just how much of an overlord I can become. ;-)

    --
    I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    1. Re:Gripe with installer (and Flash-ridden site) by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      And now that I've reached the end of the install, there are other errors. The last page states:

      End

      Gridwars interactive - The Battle For Processors has been successfully installed.

      Click the following button if you want to see the latest information concerning gridwars interactive - The Battle For Processors :

      Select the following option if you want gridwards interactive - The Battle For Processors to be launched after exiting this install program

      1. They didn't properly capitalize the name of the application (in the first instance, "interactive" isn't capitalized, and in the second and third, "gridwars" isn't either!).

      2. They didn't properly terminate the second or third paragraphs (extra space before colon on second, and no punctuation on third).

      3. But far worse: there is no checkbox or button for either the second or third paragraph's described functionality! There are three buttons visible, "Back" and "Next" which are greyed out (if they're unusable, why oh why are they displayed -- but that's a Windows issue more than likely), and the only choice you can actually take, "Exit".

      I've yet to start playing with the kit but so far there's an appaling lack of professionalism...

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    2. Re:Gripe with installer (and Flash-ridden site) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      GAY-O By The WIPO Avenger [slashdot.org], 2003-10-18 18:30 (To the tune of Day-O by Harry Belafonte)

      Gay-o, gay-ay-ay-o! Hemos cum when they suck his bone! Gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay-ay-ay-o! Michael cum when they suck his bone!

      Suck all night on CowboiKneel's bum! (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!) Suck Cliff's cock 'til the morning come! (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!) Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!) Six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!)

      Gay, me say gay-ay-ay-o! (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!) Gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay... (Hemos cum when they suck his bone!)

      A beautiful bunch o' balls on Pater! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) He likes to play the game "Hide the Hamster"! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!) Six foot, seven foot, eight foot COCK! (Jamie cum when they suck his bone!)

      Gay, me say gay-ay-ay-o! (Michael cum when they suck his bone!) Gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay... (Michael cum when they suck his bone!)

      Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) Cum, Mr. Taco Man, taco-snot all over! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!)

      GAY-O! Gay-ay-ay-o! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!) Gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay, me say gay-ay-ay-o! (Taco cum when they suck his bone!)

      -- The WIPO Avenger [slashdot.org]


    3. Re:Gripe with installer (and Flash-ridden site) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      c'mon, there's no reason to force the installation directory in this day and age.

      C'mon, there's no reason to use Windows in this day and age! There is a Linux version of their CxC trial download, but since CxC is a proprietary, closed-source product from Applied Intelligence that you're going to test and help them tune for free, I'll wish both you and them "good luck" with the whole effort.

  14. wow by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

    its like core wars meets robot battle... sounds very cool, if only i could figure out how to use it. i get errors and/or crashes no matter what I try.

  15. The CxC dev software is closed and half-baked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Applied Intelligence admits they need your help to test and tune what they admit is "software still in the works". They don't, however, open up their source to truly get the help of the community. Close it, give away a 30-day trial version, hang a fat price tag on the full version, and then ask the community to help them test and tune it?! I'll pass.

  16. it is a commercial by buttahead · · Score: 1

    it only exists to sell their CxC programming language/environment. it would be better if they:

    1) announced what the prize is
    2) allowed you do download an use a full version of the software instead of a 30 day trial.
    3) explained the rules better.

  17. Crashes are impossible to debug and fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i get errors and/or crashes no matter what I try.

    If they'd let the community look at the source for their closed-source run-time environment and/or their closed-source CxC compiler, we could help them fix their bugs. Unfortunately, Applied Intelligence won't share. Good luck with your crashes! And good luck in 30 days when your free trial expires.

    I've tried "free". And I'd like to keep it, thanks!

  18. the software is buggy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i installed the linux version and it crashes when i try their demo software. wtf? i can't trace through anything. duh. is there an open version of this stuff? i guess it wouldn't qualify for their competition then though. oh, fuggit.

  19. Use open grid computing standards instead by dgp · · Score: 1

    CxC is a closed, expensive software platform written by one company. Everything that open source software exists to prevent. Lets see an OpenGridChallenge and lets not make it War. Lets make it competitive, but make it a constructive challenge. Like an Earth Weather simulator, Maintaining the structure of an underwater skyscraper built with proactive energized joints, or a biological process simulator. The project with the most efficiency in some given resepect wins.

    Globus is an open-source grid computing project based on the Open Grid Services Architecture. Start with that.

    1. Re:Use open grid computing standards instead by Caktus · · Score: 1
      In my experiece globus is very slow even when there is no file transfer.
      I propose a new slashdot poll:

      time globus-job-run machine /bin/true
      • less than 0m1.000s
      • between 0m2.000s and 0m1.001s
      • between 0m3.000s and 0m2.001s
      • between 0m4.000s and 0m3.001s
      • between 0m5.000s and 0m4.001s
      • between 0m10.000s and 0m5.001s
      • between 0m30.000s and 0m10.001s
      • more than 0m30.000s

    2. Re:Use open grid computing standards instead by Caktus · · Score: 1

      BTW, I vote "between 0m4.000s and 0m3.001s".

  20. Looks like crap by complete+loony · · Score: 1
    Sounds like an OK model for a competition, except for the lockin compiler, anything stopping someone from ripping it off and running it in a different environment?

    I've written a warrior, but I can't test it since I can't even compile the app...

    stupid design, looks like you compile the application with the warriors built into the exe.

    What is needed is a dynamic loader / compiler / interpreter built into the game engine like core wars does.

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  21. wrong forum... by Kynde · · Score: 1

    CxC is apparently closed proprietary language and all they offer for downloading is some gw2something.exe. And don't even get me started about the flash only web site...

    I'm not quite sure slashdot is the correct forum for advertising such crap.

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    1. Re:wrong forum... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must mean gwbasic2.exe?

  22. How is this different from CoreWars? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Corewars which is still going strong and can still be read about in rec.games.corewar was a similar concept. This might be as interesting but
    its certainly not new , though with MS being plastered across the screen I guess re-inventing the wheel and shouting all about it was somewhat expected.

    1. Re:How is this different from CoreWars? by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 1

      Go here if you feel like learning more about CoreWars -- it includes online 'hills', and archives of all submitted code fragments.