Dilbert Readers Rat Out Some Weasels

colinmc151 writes "Well, Dilbert's Way of the Weasel Poll Results are in, with 35,874 people voting. Weaseliest Organization was won by the Recording Industry Association of America. Weaseliest Company was won by Microsoft. The Weaseliest Individual award was won by George W. Bush. Weaseliest Profession went to Politicians. Weaseliest Country went to France. Weaseliest Behavior was 'Blaming fast food restaurants for making you fat.' Congratulations to all the deserving winners."

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Headline from the Zoo:

[Eberlin]

Weasels in local zoos began protesting after slanderous survey compared them to the likes of Microsoft, GW-Bush, and the RIAA.

One outraged animal was quoted as saying "enough's enough, man! We've been portrayed negatively throughout history but this is pretty low."

Re:Contradictory

[cperciva]

Well, the USA came in close second on the "weasely countries" list; I imagine that Jacques Chirac would have garnered more votes if many Americans had been able to recognize his name.

Re:BITCHES.. ALL OF THEM

[akedia]

Well you can either get a handgun and murder them mid-coitus or you can take pictures and post them here.

No, wait, do both!

Re:Wow

[DoraLives]

Holy cow! You're not even there yet and you're already laying a weasly defensive strategy.

You've got the slime all over you so I'm guessing you'll go far in your intended career.

Re:ACLU is Weasly?

[rco3]

For a while, I've really been concerned about the falling quality of trolls here on Slashdot. Then along comes [parent], and restores my faith in trolldom.

See, kiddies, this is how you troll. Keen. Subtle. I'm especially fond of the way that the AC doesn't explicitly call Fox News unbiased, unclouded - but he implies the hell out of it. He shows you the troll, but doesn't let you touch it. Kinda like MJ in his prime.

To frost this cake, he throws in a couple of mild insults in. Not weak enough to ignore, but he's not abusing the 7 famous wordy-dirds. It bypasses your builtin four-letter discrimination routines and actually feels like he might mean it! You can't ignore it! He means it! Meanwhile, you're so browned off you slide right past the logical flaws and attack the red cape. Ole!

He waves the red cape some more; you lumber around chasing it, eventually tire, and it's over. YHBT.

I salute you, AC. We need more with your skills.

Re:Contradictory

[jpu8086]

California doesn't have a direct democracy. No form of state gov't follows a direct democracy in the United States. We are republic. Both at the federal level and state level. So it's not entirely that bad.

However, the recall was direct. And, that truly is sad.

Wow!

[EverDense]

That's the first poll Dubya's ever won.