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Dilbert Readers Rat Out Some Weasels
colinmc151 writes "Well, Dilbert's Way of the Weasel Poll Results are in, with 35,874 people voting. Weaseliest Organization was won by the Recording Industry Association of America. Weaseliest Company was won by Microsoft. The Weaseliest Individual award was won by George W. Bush. Weaseliest Profession went to Politicians. Weaseliest Country went to France. Weaseliest Behavior was 'Blaming fast food restaurants for making you fat.' Congratulations to all the deserving winners."
Update from Cyberspace! Greetings earthlings! LOL! Its me Nick Parker master web designer and all around computer genious!!!! I want to announce that my web design business is now offcialy under way ! Now all you buffoons that cant use computers can hire an expert like me to make you webpage for you. I am a trained professional and know how to use ALL the latest tools. Not that I need any web building tools to help me. I can hand code in HTML, javascript, XML, VRML, Pearl and ANYTHING else your heart desires. I an the Uber Web Ghod! Worship me!! Mwa ha ha ha!! LOL!!!!!
Anywhoo I am at the top of my field in web design and will go toe to toe with any web designer in the world. I garuntee that my skills are the best, so save yourself some time and hire me right off the bat! Take a look at the website I made for Nick Parkers Web Design Company and see for yourself! You can see how professionally made it is and I even show off a lot of my uber javascrpting skilz!! I wasn't able to finish work on the logo yet because when I was making it with my l33t warez version of photoshop some guy called "Ac!6 Phreek" got backdoor access to my computer and started trying to decompress my RAM. I did a reverse DNS subdomain lookup on his machine to pinpoint his IP address. That didn't work, but before I could try something else he sent an IM to me saying "I hax0red j00!!!!" then I said "so you think you can hax0r the great Uber Web Ghod eh??" LOL!! I think not!" Then we had this big flame war on IMs Ill paste it here:
Ac!6 Phreek: I can se yor hard drive!!!
UberWebGhod: LOL! Yeah right d00d! Theres no way you can get through my firewall! Ha ha ha!!
Ac!6 Phreek: I hav a Trojan on your computar!!
UberWebGhod: how??
Ac!6 Phreek: ur l33t warez version of ph0T0shop you dum fag! It let meh right in!!!!!!!!111111
UberWebGhod: I am Uber Web Ghod! You cant hack me! Ill do a inverse packet sniff on you and brute force your computer into next millennium!!
Ac!6 Phreek: wat R U talking abuot???
UberWebGhod: HA HA! Ive got you now!
Ac!6 Phreek: Im deleting ur Windoze!! LOLOL!!!!
UberWebGhod: What?? NO! You cant do that!
Ac!6 Phreek: I r00l!!!! w00t!!!!
Ac!6 Phreek: YUO=FAGGOT
UberWebGhod: LOL! You cant really see my hard dri
And then my computer crashed and I coulnt boot up anymore. Im using my Mac right now until I figure out whats wrong with it. Once I get that PC up and running again ill lay down some of my l33t hax0ring skillz on that fool!!!! LOL!! Ill sniff his IP and smash his stack. Ill crash his machine so fast he will be crying to his mom!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! I just gotta get this PC running first. Stupid PCs LOL!! They never work right! I hate bill gates and his stupid buggy OS. I was just using it temporarily anyway, to test out my site. Ill put Linux on it again because its better for a computer whiz like me anyway! Its so much better than that stupid windowz POS LOL!!! My other PC has Linux and it works great! I just cant run any programs on it right now because I lost my Linux book that has all the list of command line entries in it. Once I find that ill be able to program a java front end applet that will look just like windows!! Just one of my many projects that are underway!
On my next update ill cover some of the other very important projects that I am working on. For now look at my new website and spread the word that Nick Parker master web designer is now for hire!!! Stay tuned for more exciting updates from the world of cyberspace!
suckers!!
Oh wait, maybe that should have been weaseliest company...
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-- The WIPO Avenger
I met a wonderful french woman this past summer. After several glasses of wine, she was ready for some fun. So we returned to her flat with the remaining wine and she got out a nice selection of cheese and fruit. We went to the bedroom which was sparsely decorated with just one table next to the bed.
She placed an item in the drawer next the bed and said she would return after she changed. I relaxed with a glass of wine and a slice of cheese.
When she returned, I observed a beautiful apple ass bent over as she removed her panties. As she turned around, perky full breasts bounced gently as she walked to my side of the bed.
She told me to roll over onto my stomach, she wanted to eat my ass. I was instantly hard, I had never experienced this before. I was shocked at what happened next. She reached over to the small drawer next the bed and pulled out a plastic stick about 10 inches long and in a single motion, shoved it straight up my ass. The shock caused me to move my bowels instantly. Shit now covered her white silk sheets. She pushed me off the bed and laid down in my feces and began to grind wildly. She started to moan and began saying, "fuck me in the shit!". I was disgusted, but happy to oblige. It was the hottest sex I ever had. I came in her mouth and reached down behind me and smeared shit all over her chin. She orgasamed uncontrolably.
French women are superior to American in many ways.
News, this ain't. Matters, it doesn't.
I'm sorry, I'm sure this comment will burn some karma, but I'm willing to take a stand instead of posting Anonymous. This story is nothing but a a huge troll compared to most of the comments so moderated. For that matter it's awful close to flamebait. When will we get story moderation points?
Doesn't matter which side of the political spectrum you're on, the only thing that even comes CLOSE to making this worthy of a Slashdot front page story is having the phrase "Recording Industry Association of America" in it. Geez, just for typing that into my post, I should get "+5 Insightful", if the editorial tendency is to become policy here.
Come on, editors, cut out the political grandstanding, and stick with the tagline splashed huge across the top of the page - NEWS for nerds, stuff that MATTERS.
--Brandon / Split Infinity Music
... my genes have to take some of the blame too
You probably can't put GPL notices on your homework (your sig). Most universities have some stake in your work. But hey, go break the law. Pray to the GPL god.
And that's remarkably different from the way oil is treated now... like, Iraqi people getting the fair market price for themselves, right? It's not, like, used to rebuild country that was demolished by an invading army; contracts handed out by party responsible for destruction, paid for by assets they confiscated?
Asshat, France and Germany could have stopped the war. Know how? Call the US's bluff. Give in to a hard line for invasive UN inspections backed up by military ultimatum
And I have a nice bridge to sell you for fair price. Do you honestly think Bush would have given up his idea of dethroning Saddam? That was his goal, and WMD (and various other rumours spread) was only the leverage used to enable that. I mean, even most people who consider war justified agree that this was very personal. Unfinished job son inherited from father.
France and others could have gone along, but there would always have been something Iraqi regime did wrong, form US administration viewpoint; no matter what. In a way, France and Germany DID call it; and found out GWB was not really bluffing.
I like paying taxes. With them I buy civilization -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
If your hatred of liberty is representative, then the republic is in a lot of trouble.