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Microsoft's Take on iTunes for Windows

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the hello-mr-kettle-meet-mr-pot dept.

Skruffy writes "The Register has an amusing article about Microsoft's reaction to the launch of Apple's iTunes software on Windows. It seems that Microsoft is very keen to warn its users of the dangers of using a service that would restrict them from accessing music from other sources... Oh the irony."

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  1. "Limited Selection" by rmohr02 · · Score: 5, Funny
    [U]sers of iTunes are limited to music from Apple's Music Store.
    No shit! I'm getting rid of iTunes right now!
  2. MS has always cared about the freedom to choose by Dr.+q00p · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 98 SE, Windows ME, Windows 2000 and Windows XP. What's your problem?

  3. Slashdot is a single source by 11223 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Microsoft today warned users of the danger of OSDN's Slashdot service, saying it was a single source for dup articles that would never satisfy the needs of Windows users. "Our users are accustomed to reading their dups from a variety of MSNBC and Slate-carrying services, but Slashdot is a single source for its own dups," claimed Microsoft CEO Steve Monkeyballs.

    Analysts noted that Slashdot, despite obtaining over 1 million page views in its first week, will have a hard time with the Windows market. "We believe that an open system like Microsoft's is the way to go," claimed the Garter Belt Group.

  4. Re:One way of making their software better by nelsonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd use WMP if clippy danced around and played air guitar. Just so he doesn't constantly interupt by taping on the inside of the monitor with things like "It looks like you've played several romantic songs, would you like to shop for candles." or "You have played several speed metal songs, would you like me to summon an ambulance?" or something like that.

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  5. Re:One way of making their software better by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 4, Funny

    "hi i'm clippy, it looks like you're playing metallica and have bittorrent installed. would you like me to ask lars to stop sobbing like a girl?"

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  6. Just an idea by nutshell42 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dear Mr. Jobs,
    we the geeks are in full support of Microsoft's demand to open up media players for all competitors and hope you will give in.

    A possible loss of revenue could be compensated by a new program with the tentative title "Apple Office for Windows" and we're all looking forward to Microsoft's complaint that office suites should be open and support all competing document formats.

    etc...

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