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Lord Of The Rings Pinball Machine Announced

Posted by simoniker on from the makes-perfect-sense dept.

Thanks to Retrogames for pointing to the news that a Lord Of The Rings pinball machine has been announced, courtesy of sole remaining pinball manufacturer Stern Pinball Inc. There are no pictures yet, but the press release reveals features including "...a Balrog toy that pivots when hit by the ball, revealing the jump ramp that leads to The One Ring", and the fact that "...players can knock down Barad-dur, which also features the eye of Sauron." The game "will begin shipping in November, 2003", and follows recent Stern machines such as The Simpsons Pinball Party and Terminator 3.

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  1. i'd hit it by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 0, Troll

    Am I the only one who thinks that the evil eye of mordor looks more like an evil vagina of mordor?

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