Hand-Sized Antelope Windows PC To Debut
securitas writes "CNet's Michael Kanellos reports on start-up Antelope Technologies' plans to launch its Modular Computing Core (MCC) next week. The 'full-fledged Windows [XP] computer that measures 3 inches by 5 inches' is based on the IBM Meta Pad, which Antelope Technologies licensed from IBM. Priced at $3,970, it's expected that the MCC will be primarily for corporate fleets, where mobility is a requirement. Antelope's MCC was previously mentioned on Slashdot, and it seems that the company has beat competitor OQO to real product status. Will the Nimbel V5 be next?"
The 'full-fledged Windows [XP] computer that measures 3 inches by 5 inches
That'd be the world's smallest space heater.
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Yeah, but can it run Windows 2000?
How big is an Antelope's Hand? Just a little bigger than a jackalope's buttock?
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Antelopes don't have hands.
And just how big is an antelope's hand?
Oh wait, I found it: 1 Antelope Hand ~= 0.067 VW Beetles
I had to read that title a few times - the first couple readthroughs had me thinking this PC was the size of an antelope hand (which they don't have anyway), and that didn't help me very much when trying to picture how big it was.
I thought we were going metric. First they start measuring storage in Libraries of Congress (LoC), now they're measuring PC sizes in antelope hands. And here I thought they had hooves. Anyway, what would an antelope need a PC for?
I think you are confusing this with the canteloupe-based version of the Tungsten Palm Pilot ("Tung Pilot").
This handheld, with its unique lingual input system, comes in 4 flavour varieties: canteloupe, Bertie Bott Random Flavour Generator, lesbian, and Tootsie-Pop.
It's available for $499 ($549 if you want seedless).