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Send in the Nasal Rangers

Posted by michael on from the smell-you-later dept.

sjsoko writes "Is this for real? I see a future in alternatives to conventional Chili cook-off judging (from a distance, of course). Or perhaps that person in the cubicle across the hall can be provided undisputable evidence that the cafeteria lunches should be avoided."

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  1. Ouch! by BrynM · · Score: 5, Funny
    Once selected, the inspector gets a few days of training using an olfactometer, a device that resembles a radar gun held to the nose, and then receives a certificate and Nasal Ranger patch.
    Too many possible jokes... Head going to explode...
    • Is the nasal ranger patch a scratch and sniff?
    • Do nasal rangers get a specially shaped vehicle?
    • Do nasal rangers have to brown nose?
    • Can a nasal ranger certify potent bodily functions?
    • Do nasal rangers get to write stink tickets?
    It hurts...
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