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Dinosaurs Doing The Backfloat

Posted by timothy on from the see-you-in-bermuda dept.

Meshach writes "The Globe and Mail has an interesting article about how the scientific community is becoming convinced that dinosaurs were able to float. This helps to explain how creatures of such huge mass were able to spread around the world."

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  1. Correction: by Ieshan · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've got it all backwards.

    When Noah floated around in his Ark, the Dinosaurs had to go somewhere, so obviously they had to float. I mean, it just wouldn't do to have huge carnivores on the boat with Noah, would it? Clearly, a floating dinosaur is rendered harmless (very small rocks are harmless, and they float too!), and therefore, everything works scientifically according to God's design. Unfortunately, when the waters began to recede, the Dinosaurs floated all over the place, and most of them died from lack of proper places to pray, thus creating the fossils as we know them.

    Sheesh. You evolution people make me sick.

    Laugh. It's a joke.