Microsoft Launches Portable Music Player
prostoalex writes "Microsoft announced Portable Media Center, a digital music player, to be available in the second half of 2004. The announcement follows Dell's foray into portable digital music. Microsoft plans to license their software for the Media Center to third-party manufacturers as well. Samsung Electronics, Sanyo, ViewSonic, and iRiver are already on the list. The actual Microsoft-branded devices are promised to start at $350."
Are we going to see a blog photo of 50-odd iPods being delivered to Redmond in the next few weeks?
In *2004*???
I'd been holding out on buying a MP3-enabled device until Microsoft put one out. Thank goodness the wait is almost* over!
GMFTatsujin
* For high values of "almost"
That's about as likely as it running a Linux kernel.
It supports mp3, wma, and 0E formats. It also can play video and show pictures. I hear the visualization for IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL is quite soothing.
As usual, release 1 will suck and release 2 will kill all competition after Microsoft starts implanting them in babies.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
and Treble are belong to us
"I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated"
Dateline August 23, 2004
Microsoft released Service Pack 9a for its Portable Media Center music device today, much to the relief of hundreds of thousands of Donny and Marie Osmond fans whose music files were being stolen by remote Chinese Linux users using an exploit recently found in the device's Portable Media Messenger Service.
Although Microsoft was quick to release the Security fix, they are still working hard to enlist other popluar music artists (besides Donny and Marie) into their roster of DRM'd Pay-for-Play music.
Every god damn story on /. has at least fifty "OMG who cares" posts: "Quit posting about SCO" "Quit posting about MSFT" "Quit posting about solar flares" "Quit posting about the 2.6 kernel" "Quit posting about Apple." So I went ahead and fixed the problem for all you whiny bitches out there who can't be bothered to figure out how to filter stories.
Here's the new Slashdot, made especially for those of you who "care less and less".
Don't you know: Portable music players haven't been invented until Microsoft comes up with one.
(I think it was Petreley who came up with this notion.)