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Man Arrested in Australia Over Nigerian E-mail Scam
slasher_14 writes "A 39 year old Sydney man has been arrested over the Nigerian Scam. Simultanious raids were conducted in two homes by police, who siezed computers and documents.
Over the last 6 months, Australian police have tracked about 1.5 million dollars. The man faces Dubbo Local court today, charged with 17 offenses." Hopefully this means my inbox will be seeing less of these e-mails.
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and it's EMAIL not E-MAIL you fat fuck.
FUCK OFF SCAMMER!!
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Well Love, you are a sick sexy fuck who got first post. You fuck.
Daih' Sir,
On behalf o' mah collaigues an' I, I scribble dis
letta' wit' great plaisure. Yo' 4-1-1 wuz
given t' me by some memba' o' da damn Sout' Compton 'esport
Promoshun Council (down low, S-A-E-P-fuckin'-C) who wuz wit' da damn Ebony
Economic Empowerment Commission (down low, Federal)
delegashun on some trip t' da damn Europen Union durin' some
bilateral conference rap t'encourage fo'ign
investors. What a ripoff. I have decided t' seek some confidential
co-opuh'ashun wit' yo' ass in drive-by o' some business
transacshun hereunda' 4 da benefit o' all
parties.
Within da Department o' Minin' Resources where I
work as da Directa' o' Project Implementashun, wit'
co-opuh'ashun o' deuce otha' top officials, we have in
our possession, some overdue payment in U-S funds.
Da said funds represent certain puh'centage o' da damn
contract value driven-by on behalf o' mah Ministry by
some fo'ign contractin' firm, which we da damn officials
ova'-invoiced t' da damn amount o' U-S$14,300,000.00
(down low, Fourteen Million, Trey C Grand United
States Dollars). Though da damn actual contract cost has
been paid t' da damn original contracta', laivin' da damn
'escess balance unclaimed.
Da Federal o' da damn Republic o' Sout' Compton
recon' dat private investment in general, an'
fo'ign direct investment in particulah', be da damn
real engines 4 sustainable economic development,
4 which raison it has continued t'encourage
investment in da key growt'-oriented secta' o'
Minin' wit' sincere determinashun t' pay fo'ign
contractors all debts owed t' them, so's as t'
continue t'enjoy close relashunship, an' some mutual-like
beneficial co-opuh'ashun wit' fo'ign federals an'
non-governmental financial agencies. As some result we
included our bills 4 approvals wit' da damn
co-opuh'ashun o' some kinda' officials at da damn Department o'
Finance an' da damn Reserve Bank o' Sout' Compton (down low, R-B-S-fuckin'-A).
We be seekin' yo' assistance t' be da damn beneficiary
o' da damn unclaimed funds, since we aint allowed t'opuh'ate some fo'ign
account. Da changin' o'
beneficiary's 4-1-1/details an' otha' forms o'
documentashun upon applicashun 4 claim t' reflect da damn contract braid an'
its approvals will be secured
on behalf o' yo' company o' yo' badass self.
I have da damn authority o' mah collaigues involved t'
propose dat, should yo' ass be willin' t'assist us in
dis transacshun yo' share as compensashun will be
30% while mah collaigues an' I shall receive 60%, an' da damn balance o' 10%
shall be 'esploited t' reimburse all
'espenditures, ripoff an' miscellaneous 'espenses so's
incurred.
It duz not matta' whetha' o' not yo' company duz
contract projects o' da damn nature described in da house. Da
assumpshun be dat yo' company won da major
contract an' subcontracted it t'otha' companies.
Mo' often dan not, big-ass tradin' companies an' firms
o' unrelated fields win major contracts, an'
subcontract t' mo' specialized firms 4 drive-by. Fuckin' A!
Dis business itself be 100% safe, provided yo' ass
treat it wit' utmost confidentiality. Also yo'
pecializashun aint some hindrance t' da damn successful
drive-by o' dis mutual beneficiary transacshun. I
have reposed mah confidence in yo' ass an' hope dat yo' ass
aint gonna disappoint us.
Kind-like notify me by email 4 furtha' details, upon
yo' acceptance o' dis proposal.
Yo' Sincere-like,
Q-Dog
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Not only that fagbitch, I'll surely grind your homo foreskin up as a stew and serve it to your starving crackwhore "mother" (ironic since your "mother" features both an airplane-hanger-sized vagina and a monstrous semen-dribbling cock). Given some nourishment, your "mother" will certainly perform random acts of whatever-the-fuck-i-want, including orally sodomizing her/his pedophile "son" "Sir Haxalot". Really, aren't you dead yet?