Google Considering Merger With Microsoft
buford_tannen writes "According to this New York Times Article (registration, etc.), Google may be considering a merger with Microsoft in the near future. As many people know, Google's search services are powered by Linux. "
Funny how my posts get ranked (-1, Troll) five times as often when I throw the "Esq." at the end of my name.
Seriously, why is it funny? Slashdot strives to be a classless society. By announcing your "title" with every post, your actions are antithetical to this sentiment.
Quite simply, people think you're a pretentious asshole when you declare this so-called title in an essentially anonymous forum. The only possible reason you'd do this is for attention. What is the great motivator behind every troll? Attention.
Ergo, you are a troll.