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Google Considering Merger With Microsoft

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the is-anyone-really-surprised dept.

buford_tannen writes "According to this New York Times Article (registration, etc.), Google may be considering a merger with Microsoft in the near future. As many people know, Google's search services are powered by Linux. "

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    FP!!!!

  2. It's all over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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