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please no fail please no fail
(Oh Mickey , youre so fine
youre so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , youre so fine
youre so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , youre so fine
youre so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , youre so fine
youre so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey )
Hey Mickey !
Youve been around all night and thats a little long
You think youve got the right but I think youve got it wrong
Why cant you say goodnight so you can take me home , Mickey
Cause when you say you will , it always means you wont
Youre givin me the chills , baby , please baby dont
Every night you still leave me all alone , Mickey
Oh Mickey , what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , youre so pretty , cant you understand
Its guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Dont break my heart , Mickey
Hey Mickey !
Now when you take me by the - whos ever gonna know
Everytime you move I let a little more show
Theres somethin we can use, so dont say no, Mickey
So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it, Ill take it like a man
Oh please , baby , please , dont leave me in the jam, Mickey
Oh Mickey , what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , youre so pretty , cant you understand
Its guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Dont break my heart , Mickey
(Oh Mickey , youre so fine
youre so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , youre so fine
youre so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , youre so fine
youre so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , youre so fine
youre so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey )
Oh Mickey , what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , youre so pretty , cant you understand
Its guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Dont break my heart , Mickey
Oh Mickey , what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , youre so pretty , cant you understand
Its guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Dont break my heart , Mickey
Oh Mickey , what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , youre so pretty , cant you understand
Its guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Dont break my heart , Mickey
Oh Mickey , what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , youre so pretty , cant you understand
Its guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Dont break my heart , Mickey
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Pingular is Sir Haxalot!
almost anyway.
light speed to the hobbyist dogooders, in their badtoll on the fraudulent corepirate nazi payper liesense felons.
I once had a pingular on my toe, but the doctor removed it.
i am waiting for the movie to be released...
I suggest we make this obligatory Linux documentation entry:
Chapter 1. Make sure it's a mare.
1.1 Make sure it's a horse. If that's a cow or a goat or a donkey, refer to othe
r books from our series. The best way to check if that's a horse is comparing wi
th a picture. It must have hooves, not split. It must have a mane (along its nec
k). It has a fluffy tail in most cases. That should eliminate most other cases..
.
1.2 Make sure about the sex.
1.2.1 Stallion - Most evident if it has two big things between its hind legs and
one that is usually smaller but sometimes grows seriously. (for finding hind le
gs refer to the book "Horse anatomy for dummies"). Stallion has no pussy. If you
wanted a horse with a pussy contact your user support.
1.2.2 Gelding - It's harder to tell apart from a mare than a stallion. Generally
it has one, bigger thingy hanging. It has no pussy. See point 1.2.1
1.2.3 Mare - It has FOUR (!) thingies hanging under her belly. She has a pussy s
o if you find out that's a mare skip to chapter 4.
1.3 Summary table:
----------Hanging things
Stallion--__3__
Gelding_____1__
Mare____ ____4__
A good bet in a big stable is that the horse with largest number of thingies han
ging under its belly is a mare.
Chapter 2. Finding pussy in your mare.
2.1 Locating the tail.
Look at the mare lengthwise. On one end she has much more hair than on the other
. The end with more hair is called tail. That's where you should start from.
2.2 Raising the tail (warning! Do this on your own risk. All horses may cause da
mage to your hardware and software!). In order to accomplish this place your fin
ger below its base (the part that's closest to the mare) and pull up.
2.3 Locating the pussy.
2.3.1 Anus. Below the tail there is a long crack that runs down the mare, to the
four thingies. Just below the tail there's a round hole, but this one is not a
pussy and should be used only by very advanced users.
2.3.2 Pussy. Look a bit below it. There should be a long, narrow vertical slit.
It will be closed, but stretching its sides horizontally with the hand you're no
t holding the tail with, should reveal pink inside. This is that famous mare pus
sy. Train opening the pussy with your hand. You will need that skill later. Do n
ot scratch the mare and don't pull too strong as damage to you may occur.
2.3.3 What if there's no pussy? Well, look below the horse and count thingies ha
nging again, surely that's not a mare. If it has four thingies hanging but no pu
ssy, call your user support.
2.4 Summary
Tail is the more hairy end of the mare.
Tail must be lifted in order to access pussy.
Pussy is the second hole counting from tail down.
3. Fucking your mare.
3.1 Prerequisites
3.1.1 Penis. You must have a fully operational penis in order to fuck a mare. As
much as this may sound sexist and discriminating for women, they still can fuck
a mare with a strap-on dildo or some penis replacement but that doesn't give as
much pleasure as natural penis. Penis is a sexual organ that determines your se
x. See our book "Your sex for dummies" for references on finding your penis.
3.1.2 Bucket. A firm metal bucket is best. A very firm plastic bucket will do to
o, but make sure it will hold your weight. Note the bucket should be empty. If y
our mare is so called "pony" (ask your user support) then bucket is optional.
3.1.3 Mare. See chapter 1 to see how to recognise a mare. A mare could be obtain
ed from a mare provider.
3.2 Preparations.
3.2.1 Get your mare to some calm place where nobody will see you. For some reaso
n some people react hostile to mare sex.
3.2.2 Place your bucket behind your mare UPSIDE DOWN! Note this contradicts all
teachings from the book "bucket for dummies" but this is the only and necessary
way to access mare pussy. Note upside down means the bigger circle on the floor
and smaller up.
3.2.3 Take you
Geminatron