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Scamming Spammer Hooks the Wrong Person

CrypticSpawn writes "Read on SecurityFocus, a 55 year old woman spammed an FBI computer crime agent. She got caught mailing off a credit card scam to AOL users." Her scam targeted AOL users with messages saying their credit cards were refused during the last billing cycle, and linked to a false billing center page which demanded private information.

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  1. FBI uses AOL by vspazv · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't be the only one that finds it disturbing that the FBI uses AOL.

    1. Re:FBI uses AOL by yintercept · · Score: 5, Funny
      I can't be the only one that finds it disturbing that the FBI uses AOL.
      You mean you missed the Time/AOL/FBI merger?
    2. Re:FBI uses AOL by seriv · · Score: 3, Funny

      I am surprised the fbi is able to function in the computer world at all. Their internal search was really bad for so long, and the fact that an FBI agent uses AOL comes as no surprise.
      -Seriv

    3. Re:FBI uses AOL by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Funny

      They've given up on that name...

      Now they are going for

      "Investigation Time for America"

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      An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
    4. Re:FBI uses AOL by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Funny

      "You've got a subpoena!"

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    5. Re:FBI uses AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, you seem pretty typical. High UID, n othing of value in the history. You're not a fan of the guvment, are ya? Not that the UID says much on its own, but damn if some of the stupidest crap on this site isn't posted by the Over 600s, to say nothing of the 700s.

      Anyway, FBI agents are people too. As much as your dystopian fashionable hatred will not allow you to believe. They have family, the two story in some gentrified slice of suburbia, the works. Families like AOL.

      In summary, go to hell.

    6. Re:FBI uses AOL by jaysones · · Score: 2, Funny
      You mean you missed the Time/AOL/FBI merger?
      Yeah, it takes forever to convict and if you ever do get convicted, they kick you out after a few minutes.
  2. Phish by apraetor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh oh, looks like Phish has made the headlines AGAIN. Ah well.

    --matt

  3. No wonder! by l3prador · · Score: 4, Funny

    No wonder I get so many email offers for Viagra and low-cost prescription drugs!

  4. Re:How gullable can people be? by skinfitz · · Score: 4, Funny

    The darwin award exists for those who kill them selves in stupid ways... we need to invent an award for idiots that fall for obvious scams like this.

    There is - it's called "Manager".

  5. Re:See for your selves by Celt · · Score: 2, Funny

    My fav line out of that page has to be this
    "Your current information will be stored in a 256-bit encrypted protected server." :)

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    "WebTV: bringing the Internet into the shallow end of the gene pool since 1995" - Martin Bishop
  6. Re:See for your selves by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Funny
    AOL Billing center sample page.

    Honestly, is amazes me that people fall for crap like this. It always reads like someone in bulgaria wrote it with with an English/Bulgarian dictionary. My favorite misspellings/miswordings are "asterik" and "social insurance number".

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    If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
  7. MOD PARENT DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Your information conflicts with the dogma I have assimilated by reading slashdot. Your moderate response, in place of a knee-jerk over-reaction, has left me, angry, frustrated and impotent. FBI empolyes are evil, fly black helicopters powered by Microsoft and MSN, and are not to be treated with the even temperment I would expect of someone who didn't know me. As such, I must say you flamebait is not welcome, and will not be tolerated.

  8. Re:How gullable can people be? by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh yeah? Well you,. . . ummmmmmmmmm, what I mean to say is. . .

    NAZI!!!!!

    Yeah, I think that's it.

    Oh, wait. I can't talk now, there's an important message on the TV just for me and they're waving something shiney that goes "Ping!" It's not even $100, just 79 payments of $19.95.

    Wow! I can afford $19.95

    Gotta go.

    KFG

  9. Re:Let em guess she was American ? by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are certain items of the arcana that are only available to the wise. Ok, some MCSEs know them too, but only a few.

    Do wish to have arcane knowledge and be the envy of your 133t friends? How on earth those spammers, well know for deep knowledge of the darkside, produce a cent sign when it isn't on the keyboard?

    You (sir/madam) have been carefully selected as one the few who have what it takes to secret forces and such power right at your fingertips!

    Don't be a clueless dork anymore. Just send $19.95. Your seat at the table of the Illuminati is waiting. . . for you (sir/madam)!!!

    KFG

  10. Fraud-ian slip by neirboj · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Entering Fraudulent information is against the law. If done so on this form you are now hereby notified that AOL will persecute, fine, and charge anybody trying to commit fraud with our accounts.

    persecute:

    1. To oppress or harass with ill-treatment, especially because of race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or beliefs.
    2. To annoy persistently; bother.
  11. Why must society slow evolution? by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Caveman eats poisen berries, caveman dies. Friends of said caveman discover berries were to blame for death, note that no one should ever eat the berries. Another caveman comes along, fails to read the large warning signs posted outside the forest. He eats the berries and dies. Original caveman's friends laugh. The End If you ask me, such obvious scams shouldn't be shut down. Instead they should be allowed to eliminate societies stupider members. -SniperBoB-

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    http://brandonbloom.name
  12. Re:See for your selves by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do poeple (sic) not catch spelling errors as a tip-off for an internet scam:

    No, poeple don't. They're probably very used to seeing spelling errors on the Internet, so it doesn't phase them.

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    I know god exists. I read it on the internet, so it must be true.
  13. Its all so simple by BigDocJayster · · Score: 1, Funny

    Darwin Awards: People who kill themselves

    Dilbert Awards: People who support spam

    sigh. Can I have some points for -trying- to be funny?

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    -Where there is blue screen, there is OWNAGE