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Credit Card Sized Concept PDA from Citizen
chris writes "Citizen has unveiled a miniature PDA concept considerably smaller than existing PDAs. The 60 x 90 x 9.3mm 16-colour grayscale PDA is just a bit bigger then a credit card." A bit too large to stow in one's wallet, but it's still a slick form factor, easily hid in a pocket. It runs ITRON4 for an OS, and the battery life is rated at 30 hours.
One day Neo was maiming his cock with a horseshoe when suddenly Morpheus ran up to him and shoved his pointy ear up his butt. "What is this for!" the fag captain said. "FAGS FOR YOU AALL!L!!!" the ancient nigger howled as suddenly he farted and Neo twirled around in a daze and his foreskin twisted and his kidney stones turned into wooden beads. He pulled out his pistol and shot lasers at his chastity belt and suddenly he hurdled his dick into Neo"s bellybutton and it tore his flesh while Morpheus fucked his stomach. Neo hollered out loud and Morpheus threw his shoes to the floor and wrinkled his penis until Neo bellowed out to make it stop. A maelstom of shit whizzed around the ship and suddenly a giant fag appeared out side and the Nebuchadnezzar went up his butt. "Oh what the hell have you gotten us into NOW!" Neo said as he oozed a condom back on his dick and put his panties back on. "OOH!H!!!!!!" Morpheus started fucking him again and shoved his phazer up his butt. He dissolved his glands and exploded his turds and finally a queer sentinel hurdled through the door and smashed Neo with his butt hairs. A maniac sucked his dick and suddenly Morpheus fagged Neo so hard that his intestines burst open and he died.
And as long as assholes like you keep buying their computer stuff at Walmart, no one should be surprised when Walmart comes in and rapes your community.
But yeah, you can get a shitty little "PDA" for pretty cheap from a place like that. It's not a real computer in the way most PDAsare- even a Palm III is one- but it'll give you a gimpy way to look at your appointments.