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GTA-Styled True Crime Gets Final Verdict

Posted by simoniker on from the vercetti-puts-hit-out-on-activision dept.

Thanks to 1UP for its review of Activision's multi-platform driving/shooting hybrid, True Crime, which starts by pointing out that "there aren't very many true console competitors for GTA... True Crime: Streets of LA is the first real contender since The Getaway." The reviewer praises the "plot-oriented makeover", but is concerned about game shortness: "You can get all three endings... in a weekend once you master the controls." Gaming Age is delighted by the title, suggesting it's "one of the best games to come out this holiday season", and IGN PS2 rules True Crime as "an enjoyable game if you can clear your mind of Grand Theft Auto expectations", while GameSpot points out that the just-shipped title is another to boast an advertising tie-in, as hero Nick Kang is "modeling new apparel and footwear from Puma's spring 2004 collection."

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  1. Theres just no sport in it anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Pip pip jolly ho. First post and all that.

  2. tsarkon reports - my ass and greased yoda doll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP DAVID BOWIE!

    Ground Control to Yoda Doll
    Ground Control to Yoda Doll
    Take your ass grease pills and put your helmet on
    Ground Control to Yoda Doll
    Commencing countdown, engines on
    Check ignition and may God's love shove up you
    Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Shove Up
    This is Ground Control to Yoda Doll
    You've really made the grade
    And the papers want to know whose butts you tear
    Now it's time to leave the suppository if you dare
    "This is Yoda Doll to Ground Control
    I'm stepping through the door
    And I'm stinking in a most peculiar way
    And the ass look very different today
    For here am I sitting in an ass can
    Far inside the butt
    My face is turning blue
    And there's nothing I can do
    Though I'm past one hundred thousand bowels
    I'm feeling very still
    And I think my buttship knows which way to go
    Tell my wife I ream her very much, she knows"
    Ground Control to Yoda Doll
    Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
    Can you hear me, Yoda Doll?
    Can you hear me, Yoda Doll?
    Can you hear me, Yoda Doll?
    Can you....
    "Here am I floating in my ass can
    Far inside his Moon
    My face is turning blue
    And there's nothing I can do."