Cougaar 10.4.6 Released With Source

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Cougaar 10.4.6 Released With Source

Posted by Hemos on Tuesday November 4, 2003 @06:26PM from the go-out-and-get-it dept.

Anonymous Software Agent writes "Cougaar release 10.4.6 has been posted . As always, all source code is available via anonymous CVS. Cougaar is an open-source Java-based architecture for the construction of distributed agent-based applications. It is the product of an eight-year DARPA-funded research project in highly scalable and survivable multi-agent systems. Cougaar is currently used in next-generation military logistics systems, commercial applications, and research projects. Cougaar release 10.4.6 adds survivable yellow pages and white pages services, and multiple other performance and reliability improvements."

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WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 18:29 · Score: -1, Offtopic

This has nothing to do with anything remotely Slashdot related, but I need to do something before my head explodes...

As I type this, my roomate and my best friend/recent lover are fucking in the next room over. WHAT THE FUCK. After 10 years of friendship and built-up sexual tension, we finally hooked up and now less than a week later she's banging my roomate. I am so fucking incensed right now I can't think straight. I wouldn't mind if they went to a hotel or otherwise didn't make it known, but she just FUCKING WALKED PAST MY ROOM TOPLESS AND SHUT THE DOOR IN MY FUCKING FACE. How fucking insensitive can you be?!

This sucks. It's 3AM and I'm telling strangers (GEEK strangers, no less) about my personal problems. I am a big pussy and will most likely not say anything to either one of them so I expect this to go on for a while. Fuck.

Feeling low? There's someone else out there that's having a worse day than you. Trust me.
1. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 18:50 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  dude, enough with the stories about your mom.
2. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 18:50 · Score: 0, Offtopic
  
  I am a big pussy and will most likely not say anything to either one of them so I expect this to go on for a while.
  
  No, you won't say anything because you're that guy. I bet when this chick breaks up with your roommate she'll spend 4 hours crying on your shoulder about how she wishes she could "meet a nice guy just like you".
3. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by imag0 · 2003-11-04 19:04 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  ...You'll get more tail than Don King at a furry convention...
  
  hahaha! I knew there was a reason I like to "slum it" and browse at -1.
  
  Good job!
  
  *whew*
4. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by DesertFalcon · 2003-11-04 19:07 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Grow a spine, man. You don't need girls like that in your life, and you don't need roommates like that. Screw them both. (Figuratively.) I'm totally serious - as long as you're willing to take that crap, people will keep giving it to you.
  
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  --- 11 meters/second, or 24 miles per hour - the airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow. Really.
5. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by coder101 · 2003-11-04 19:08 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Maybe she wants a threesome, but is not 100% sure that you would be into it? ;)
6. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 19:17 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  This is a troll. I have seen this in at least two discussions now, weeks apart. So unless this guy is having the worst couple months of his life and his roommate is going through his girl friends like Tijuana water through a tourist, YHBT.
7. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 19:47 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  This is a troll. I have seen this in at least two discussions now, weeks apart. So unless this guy is having the worst couple months of his life and his roommate is going through his girl friends like Tijuana water through a tourist, YHBT.
  Maybe he's just a really lame-o-fied loser who likes getting abused.
8. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 20:10 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  You do not deserve the fate of an intestinal paracite, but I wish it on you and your descendentds. Forever, your family name will be known as the Runny Shits.
  
  Fuck
  Fuck off
  Fuck off and DIE!Fuck off and DIE!
  Fuck off and DIE!Fuckoffand DIE!Fuck off and DIE!
  Fuck off and DIE!Fuck off and DIE!
  Fuck off and DIE!Fuck off and DIE!
  Fuck off
9. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 20:13 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  While you were typing that, I bet a worm was eating a dead realitive of yours. Also, a baby might have been born, and an angel have gotten his or her politicaly correct wings.
10. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 20:16 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Maybe she wants a threesome, but is not 100% sure that you would be into fucking a goat? ;)
11. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 20:18 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Your ancestors are rotting. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  
  They had a hard sex.
  
  WOW!
12. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 20:21 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Only if he likes having sex with his rotting ancestors.
  
  A hard sex.
  
  WOW!
13. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 20:24 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  You are slumming it like a low down g thug, money. I see you a slummin and a slummin, but you don't fall down. But you will......
  
  And your parents are probably lubing their private parts in preperation for sex.
  
  A hard sex.
  
  WOW!
14. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 20:26 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Grow a spine? I'll have you know that I have no spine sir, and LOVE IT. I get to squish around on the floor. I can still get hard, unlinke some people we know.
  
  I can have sex.
  
  With an aligator...
  
  A hard sex.
  
  WOW! WOW! WOW! WPAH! WOW! WOW! WOW! WPAH!WOW! WOW! WOW! WPAH!WOW! WOW! WOW! WPAH! WOW!WOW! WOW! WOW! WPAH! WOW! WOW! WPAH!
15. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 20:29 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  I hope you like your sandwish!
  
  Let the sun shine on you DAY! HAVE A ;{)!
  
  They're free you know! :)
16. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 22:44 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  you know, i'm not religious in the least but there are these two books, the bible and the koran, both of which are way over a thousand years old, and both pretty much back up what you say...most women are whores, skanks, etc. plain and simple.
  
  they do tend to mellow out and become responsible citizens around 25-30 y/o, if you're lucky.
17. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 23:12 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Go out and take a walk you don't need to stand all this. Later find a new girl and a new roomate. But now you need to change your mind a bit
18. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-05 10:54 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  That "Insightful" mod made my fucking day.
  
  Also, I forgot this:
  
  * apologies to Tristan Farnon
Is it really good? by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 18:31 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Can you play Battlefield 1942 on it?
greased yoda doll in your anus yeah by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 18:31 · Score: -1, Offtopic

8 steps to greasing your anus for yoda doll insertion

1) defecate. preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage and hot sauces.

2) wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns

3) prime anus with anal ease.

4) slather richly a considerable amount of vaseline or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your yoda doll or yoda soap on a rope and liberally apply it.

5) pucker your ballon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in

6) slowly rest yourself onto your yoda figurine

7) make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because that is built in.

8) gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Read slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you dont check the (desired - speaks english) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black And Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you cant afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who arent fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a yoda voice and saying, feel the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.

All in a days work with a yoda figurine rammed up your ass.
LAST POSt by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 18:31 · Score: -1, Offtopic

about this stupid-ass subject....

ever
Mac OS X v10.4 Cougaar by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 18:34 · Score: -1, Offtopic

We are reveiving news from 1.7 years in the future! I want my Mac OS 10.4 now!
FIRST JON KATZ is CORNHOLING TACO post! by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 18:34 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I can hear them in the next room. Taco is screaming like a little girl
Re:I'm glad you explained what Cougar is by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 18:46 · Score: -1, Offtopic

You ever type out a response and then think "That's just fucking stupid" and abandon your post? I just did. (not saying the parent wasn't funny)
Mod parent up... by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 19:09 · Score: -1, Offtopic

We should feed the trols...
Habete Mirrorum by Anonymous Coward · 2003-11-04 19:35 · Score: -1, Offtopic

click
Can you explain... by StarKruzr · 2003-11-05 08:51 · Score: 0, Offtopic

... the "hard sex - wow" troll?

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