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Traffic Light Switcher Makes Critics See Red
An anonymous reader writes "According to a Yahoo/Washington Post article: 'It sounds like a suffering commuter's dream come true: a dashboard device that changes red traffic lights to green at the touch of a button.
Police, fire and rescue vehicles have had access to such equipment for years, but now the devices are becoming available to ordinary motorists
thanks to advances in technology and a little help from the Internet. Safety advocates are outraged, and news accounts in Michigan last week
led to politicians there seeking a ban on the gadgets'." Update: 11/06 02:25 GMT by S : A previous Slashdot story mentions the device, though not the Michigan legislature's subsequent ire.
"I don't think I can do this, Greased Yoda Doll," Qui-Gon Jinn said, gazing down at his lover.
Greased Yoda Doll KenGreased Yoda Doll was parked on the fresher floor with his back against the wall. "Why not?" he asked.
"It's...unnatural."
"Unnatural? That's one of the most natural things a being can do."
The master's eyebrows rose. "I wasn't referring to my part in this."
"To each his own," Greased Yoda Doll responded, grinning wickedly. "Please?"
Qui-Gon's gaze wandered from his sinfully attractive apprentice to the toilet in front of him. The younger man's fetish had him completely stumped. It also made him uncomfortable; he'd never done this with anyone purposely watching. Yet, the fact that it appealed to Greased Yoda Doll was fascinating to him, and judging by the obvious bulge in the padawan's thin sleep pants, Greased Yoda Doll was rather appealed at that moment.
Taking a deep breath, the elder Jedi began to unfasten his trousers. "For you, I will." He pulled out his limp penis and aimed for the waiting toilet bowl, allowing his bladder to relieve itself at last.
Greased Yoda Doll leaned forward. "Oh, please, slower...yes, slower..."
The master complied, allowing small squirts and dribbles at a time while he watched the younger man. Greased Yoda Doll closed his eyes and opened his mouth slightly, enjoying the pungent odor with as many senses as he could. He looked like a feline basking in the scent of another's marking.
Reaching out, he stroked the head of his lover's cock with one finger before placing his whole hand in the golden wash falling below. Tiny rivulets paved heated trails down his flesh, making him moan softly.
Qui-Gon blinked in surprise, as captivated by his apprentice's reaction as Greased Yoda Doll was with this particular bodily function.
With his free hand, Greased Yoda Doll fumbled with the front of his sleep pants, desperate to reach his throbbing erection. His stroked himself almost brutally, his gaze never leaving the slow, intermittent stream of amber-colored jiss.
"Yes..." he whispered, capturing some of Qui-Gon's essence in his palm and bringing it to him. He spilled it on his bare chest, smearing it through chest hair and over hardened nipples before bringing a single finger to his mouth. He engulfed the digit eagerly, whimpering as the sharp tang exploded on his taste buds. It was enough.
Greased Yoda Doll moaned loudly as he felt orgasm approaching. He quickened his rhythm, pulling himself hard so that a touch of pain mixed with the building pleasure. The edge had never been so unbearably raw before, and the apprentice reveled in it. But it wasn't until he felt the warm wetness of a golden bath from his lover that Greased Yoda Doll finally let go.
Qui-Gon watched in amazement as the younger man came with a loud, hoarse cry. Greased Yoda Doll's body jerked and trembled, hot spurts of seed mingling with the yellow essence that Qui-Gon was now spilling onto him. It was pure bliss.
Moments later, the apprentice sagged bonelessly against the wall, still panting. Aftershocks surged through him, reducing his ability to speak even further. All he could do was gaze up at his lover and smile.
The elder Jedi tucked himself back into his trousers and knelt down. He grasped one of Greased Yoda Doll's calves and began a slow massage to help bring the younger man down from his high. "I can't believe I just did that."
Greased Yoda Doll chuckled weakly. "I can't believe you weren't aroused," he managed to say.
"Let's just say my own fetishes are...quite unlike yours."
"You mean you actually *have* fetishes?"
The older man just smiled.
Laughter rang through the tiny fresher as both men considered the possibilities. Then Greased Yoda Doll used all his remaining strength to lean forward and kiss his lover. "Things could get interesting around here," he whispered against Qui-Gon's lips.
"Indeed..."
Players:
Cybil: Female Biped Dragonair morph
DrGamez: Male Charmeleon morph
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* DrGamez is sitting on the bed smiling as she walks in, "Heya there..."
* Cybil walks over to the bed, returning his smile. "Why hello...."
* DrGamez pats a part on the bed next to him, "Come on up here, its more comfortable."
* Cybil nods softly, moving onto the bed next to him. "Yes... very comfortable... and warm."
* DrGamez scoots next to her and wraps his tail around, not worring about the tailflame, he looks at her and nuzzles, "Hope you don't mind the 'out of the blueness' of all this attention."
* Cybil smiles softly, nuzzling back and wrapping her own tail around him. "Of course not.... it's very nice to be with you, whenever, and wherever."
* DrGamez keeps nuzzling before lowering down, and kissing her neck, giving it a slight nibble. He moves his head back up to her ear and whispers, "Then you won't mind if we have a bit more fun than cuddling will you?"
* Cybil shivers slightly at the nibble and kiss on her neck, and smiles, whispering back, "Not at all... not at all."
* DrGamez smiles and reaches a claw over, gently rubbing her side as he moves his mouth back down to kiss and suck at her neck again, moving only slightly between each kiss.
* Cybil mrrshivers happily at the attention her neck is recieving, putting her head back a little with half-lidded eyes. She moves a hand up to stroke the side of his head gently, that being one of the few things she can think of at the moment.
* DrGamez moves his rubbing claw up to her chest and pushes her back a bit, guiding her to lay down.
* Cybil lays down, her tailtip twiching slightly out of anticipation. She continues to shiver and mrrr happily.
* DrGamez smiles and keeps his kissing along her neck before slowly moving them down the center of her body, letting his hot tongue leave a small trail of wetness.
* Cybil moanshivers as a hot tongue moves down the center of her body, leaving a wonderful sensation behind. She merely lies there, mrrring and the like, as if she was in a trance of sorts.
* DrGamez keeps moving down until he gets to her tummy. Slowing his kissing and licking down he reaches his claw between her legs and slowly pushes outwards, wanting her to spead them just a small bit.
* Cybil complies, opening her legs almost immediately. The light kisses and licks are the culprit of her mrrring and shivering state, and she loves it.
* DrGamez smiles and moves even lower, nearing her crotch. He climbs over one of her legs and adjusts himself, taking a whiff of her heavy scent. With an instinctual mrr he breath a short blast of hot air over the slit, "Someone seems a little needy..."
* Cybil groans softly as the hot air touches against her damp opening, tailtip tapping lightly against the bed in approval. She places a hand on her chest, rubbing lightly there, eyes now completely closed.
* DrGamez chuckles, "I'll take that as a yes." Quickly he extnded his tongue and gave the opening a long lick along the entire length of it, his claws resting on the inside of her thighs, lightly spreading them out farther.
* Cybil arcs her back a little, pushing upwards into the lick, moaning softly. Her legs spread out slowly in accordance with the light push of the claws, while the rubbing on her chest gets a little faster.
* DrGamez slides his arms underneath, wrapping them around Cybil's legs and pulls his face closer, giving more long hard licks, still not penetrating as he tries to drive her lust upwards even higher.
* Cybil begins to moan a little more audibly now, arcing her back every now and again from sudden surges of pleasure. Her lust bubbles up like a pressure cooker, slowly reaching that point of no return...
* DrGamez gets extremley aroused hearing Cybil moan from the pleasure. He wraps his lips around her slit and gives it a warm kiss, teasing her even more. Feeling enough wa
"According to a Yahoo/Washington Post article: 'It sounds like a suffering computer's dream come true: a desktop device that duplicates slashdot articles at the touch of a button. Police, fire and rescue vehicles have had access to such equipment for years, but now the devices are becoming available to ordinary hackers thanks to advances in technology and a little help from the Internet. Safety advocates are outraged, and news accounts in Michigan last week led to politicians there seeking a ban on the gadgets'."
I would expect such blatant racism on Fark, but on Slashdot? Mods please ban this asshole.
Can someone PLEASE explain the ending of the Matrix Revolutions to me?? Neo and Trinity are dead, and the Matrix still exists?? WTF??
I recognize that domain. How long did you set the delay for on the anti-slash.org mirror tool?
Sorry to spoil it you cock-smoking teabaggers,
but...
The machine God kills smith through Neo. Oracle is taken over by Smith. Morpheus lives on. Zion is saved. Machines live in peace with the humans at the end.
Anyone who gets mad reading this is a dick-loving faggot.
thank you for following the jihad
DAILY DISH....
Generally, the less one knows about the intimate grooming habits of the stars,
the better. But we couldn't resist sharing Kirstie Alley and Naomi Campbell's
hair-raising revelations about their bikini-waxing regimens.
Both celebs are clients of the J. Sisters International Salon, a chichi New
York establishment that specializes in the Brazilian bikini wax, reports The
New York Observer. The painful process can best be described as "extreme
waxing": It leaves the waxee just about bare, a look long-favored by porn
stars.
Alley is a big fan of the results. "Think a baby's butt, only all over," the
Veronica's Closet star tells the paper, adding, "I like the pain."
Has the waxing improved her sex life? "For me, definitely," Alley says. "For
him... ask James [her boyfriend, former Melrose Place actor James Wilder]."
Campbell also waxes enthusiastic about the procedure. "The Brazilian wax is a
great wax because it cleans everything away," says the supermodel. "The
business that I'm in, I need to do that and I'm supposed to do that. They don't
ask me to do that, but I just feel free to do it on my own. It's just how I
like to be. I just do it for my own personal reasons." Gee, and we thought
asking "boxers or briefs?" was intrusive. -- Susan Campbell Beachy
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Agent Smith shows turns the Oracle into a copy of himself. Neo and Trinity take one ship and head off to the machine city, Morpheus and the others head back to Zion. The Agent Smith who took over the guy's body in the real world blinds Neo, then Neo kills him. The ship crashes into the machine city and Trinity dies. The other ship makes it back to Zion and fires an EMP, killing a crapload of Sentinels but crippling Zion's defenses. Neo talks to the head machine, gets him to call a truce, and goes back into the matrix. Everyone in the Matrix is now an Agent Smith. He fights the one that used to be the Oracle. Smith beats Neo, then turns Neo into a copy of himself, then the Neo copy explodes, then all the Smiths explode. The remaining Sentinals in Zion go home without killing everyone, and the Matrix is reborn. Neo dies.
Oh, and Monica Belucci and her BIG FUCKING TITS make a brief appearance at the beginning, which is by far the best thing about the movie.
Agent Smith shows turns the Oracle into a copy of himself. Neo and Trinity take one ship and head off to the machine city, Morpheus and the others head back to Zion. The Agent Smith who took over the guy's body in the real world blinds Neo, then Neo kills him. The ship crashes into the machine city and Trinity dies. The other ship makes it back to Zion and fires an EMP, killing a crapload of Sentinels but crippling Zion's defenses. Neo talks to the head machine, gets him to call a truce, and goes back into the matrix. Everyone in the Matrix is now an Agent Smith. He fights the one that used to be the Oracle. Smith beats Neo, then turns Neo into a copy of himself, then the Neo copy explodes, then all the Smiths explode. The remaining Sentinals in Zion go home without killing everyone, and the Matrix is reborn. Neo dies.