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Linux Kernel Back-Door Hack Attempt Discovered
An anonymous reader writes "The BitKeeper to CVS gateway was apparently hacked in an attempt to add a root exploit back door to the Linux kernel, according to the linux-kernel archive. The change was in the file kernel/exit.c and changed the user ID of a process to root under the guise of checking the validity of some flags. The core Linux BitKeeper kernel repository was not at risk, and in fact it was the BitKeeper CVS export scripts that detected the unauthorized modifications to CVS. The changes were falsely attributed in CVS to long-time Linux developer davem (David Miller). Users of the BKCVS repository should resync their trees to remove the offending code if they had replicated it since yesterday."
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C'mon...this is begging for it.
Neo and Trinity DIE in Matrix Revolutions. I just saved you 8 bucks!
I wonder how many time this was done to the Windows NT kernel...
how many such holes are in Windows? They could never keep track of everything in the chaos at MS.
Neither one of those companies has the talent to pull this sort of thing off. It was probably some spammer looking for another couple of million hosts to hide behind now that Microsoft is posting bounties for compromising Windows code.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
We know that the culprit was NOT a Negro. Negroes are not smart enough to even attempt something like this. Therefore we can rule out all the Negroes who are kernel hackers.
Come to think of it, there aren't any Negro kernel hackers. My bad!
At Steve Ballmer's next big speech:
If Microsoft had open source code, anybody would be able to hack into our source tree and create a back door in the Windows OS. But since we are closed source, there are no vulnerabilities!
Chaos will always win out over order because chaos is more organized
Just 12? You, sir, run a tight ship! With total, exclusive command of 12 out of 34,985 possible exploits, you are king of nothing!
Yeah, but you're an idiot.
Not that you don't have a point.
Writers imply. Readers infer.
What a clever and witty way to prove that MS and SCO are ethical companies. Bravo my friend. I stand humbled by your wit and wisdom. Clearly I am no match for your brilliant rhetoric.
War is necrophilia.
Few are.
Nice to see you concede.
Writers imply. Readers infer.
BTW I see that you have joined my many stalkers. Welcome and enjoy yourself.
War is necrophilia.
Do you even know what a square number is?
Repeat after me... 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11
This idea was invented by Shampoo.
In the Soviet Russia, time wastes you.
Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.