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Better Displays With New Nanowire Film
Roland Piquepaille writes "A Harvard University team has successfully applied a film of nanowires on glass and plastic. This might lead to better and flexible displays or wearable computers, says the American Chemical Society, in "Nanowire film brings cheaper, faster electronics a step closer." "By using a 'bottom-up' approach pioneered by our group, which involves assembly of pre-formed nanoscale building blocks into functional devices, we can apply a film of nanowires to glass or plastics long after growth, and do so at room temperature," says Charles M. Lieber, professor of chemistry at Harvard. The researchers think that the first applications will be improved smart cards or LCD displays. But they also have a vision for the next decade. "One could imagine, for instance, contact lenses with displays and miniature computers on them, so that you can experience a virtual tour of a new city as you walk around." This overview contains more details and references. It also includes a picture of a high-density crossbar nanostructure, whose geometry can serve as the basis for many applications, like bio-sensor arrays or high-density data storage."
By Tim Copperfield
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Turns out the Iraquis have a little Kobe Bryant blood in them -- they like the old corn hole, too.
Five minutes after Lynch was captured, they're passing her around like a pack of smokes, fucking her in the ass, turning her into their own personal goatse man.
Sweet
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Rams will kick ass the rest of the season and slaughter KC in the superbowl.
In other news: I hate all of you. Fuck you all.
Love Always,
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Listen Rummy. I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
On another topic, Private Lynch has finally exposed the lies the Pentagon spread about her. Now she's a REAL hero to me.
Because you knew they were lies all along, right?
Idiot.
Excellent. Thanks!
Turns out the Iraquis have a little Kobe Bryant blood in them -- they like the old corn hole, too.
Five minutes after Lynch was captured, they're passing her around like a pack of smokes, fucking her in the ass, turning her into their own personal goatse man.
Sweet
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