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Feature-Length Matrix Spoof to be Released Soon
CrazyMFW writes "'The Helix Loaded', a feature length spoof of the Matrix, has been unveiled to coincide with the general release of The Matrix Revolutions. At LA screenings of the third matrix installment, customers are being handed CD-ROMS shaped like a Red Pill or a Blue Pill. The CD-ROM includes a teaser trailer as a quicktime movie, and directs users to the web site for The Helix. The teaser trailers can also be downloaded from the site. No release date is mentioned for the film, but it does promise several further teaser installments at 2 week intervals - so we should learn more in the next couple of months. From the brief clips it looks like they've done a good job imitating the Matrix CGI on a low-budget."
In the matwix, no one can hear you scweam.
slashdotted after 2 comments... this really is getting out of hand
Let's face it, the true Helix requires no spoofing and will never stop rocking!
I don't want to be here.
If you don't like it, ignore it. All negative mods are meta-moderated 'unfair'. ALL OF THEM.
Great, kill the best feature of the system. Believe it or not, some of us actually perform post-moderation adjustments on moderated posts. Negative moderations are just as helpful as positive. If *YOU* dont like negative mods then go into your options and give Flamebait+1 Offtopic+1 etc.
we posted less than minute apart, you f#cking jerk. so clearly your post wasn't stolen. they were both composed at the same time.
Meat tastes good.
It doesn't matter how many times I see a PSA about how bad red-meat is for your body, or the conditions of most farms and meat-packing facilities, I enjoy meat.
I don't want animals to suffer, but when it comes down to shopping or eating at a restaurant, I really don't care.
Meat tastes good. Soy doesn't. Even the meat-alternatives don't taste good, and since I'm allergic to soy products that aren't fermented, there really is no alternative.
Meat tastes good, alright. I'm not exactly sure where in that movie you saw anything either indicating otherwise, or promoting that 'soy meat' shit.
Doesn't mean we should accept buying industrialized crap like a bunch of obedient sheep, either. I find it shocking that in this country you can get sick from meat and eggs if you eat them too rare. Exactly when did the US become a third world country? Never? Good, I agree. So where's our first world food please? Oooh, but lookie, where to find that is exactly what this site is telling you! And the nice thing is, if you actually enjoy eating shit, you can go on doing so by simply not caring, isn't that cool?
Now bugger off and let those who care about what they put in their mouth appreciate the information, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, -1 offtopic unpatriotic commie, I know, boo hiss.
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How can you say one movie is better than the other? That is like saying one part of LoTR is better than the other part. They are the same damn story, same damn book/movie.
If the Matrix was one six hour long epic, you wouldn't be saying it sucked, now would you?
People like this say part 2 and 3 sucked because it wasn't as impressive as the first. Of course not! The first was exactly that. The first of it's kind. People like this go into the theater expecting to be just as shocked/excited/whatever as they were when the first movie came out, and that is most certainly the worst mindset to be in when you go into a movie like this.
For those of you who have not seen Reloaded or Revolutions.. or both.. please go into the movie knowing that is a continuation of the story, NOT a god damn sequel. You knew this going into LoTR - Two Towers, so just keep in that frame of mind for these films.
Insert clever one liner here.