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Beating Diablo II, Irene The Infirm's Way?

Posted by simoniker on from the sand-no-longer-kicked-in-face dept.

Rimbo writes "I've found a new hero, over at The Lurker Lounge's Diablo II forums, where intrepid adventurer MongoJerry set up an in-game Sorceress according to the following rules: 'No skill or stat points may ever be assigned... She plays fully naked, including no charms or jewelry... She must get all waypoints and fulfill all quests in game order... If she actually gets that far, any mercenary she gets must play naked as well... She plays hardcore.' So, no weapons, no armor, no magic items, no throwing potions. How long will she last playing Diablo II? Astonishingly long! Read on for the surprising Irene the Infirm: Tales of a Sickly Punching Sorceress."

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  1. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    But not one to be proud of...

  2. wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    yeah. that was uh... entirely lame.

    great.

    Slashdot, with the quality news!

  3. Not my night by Kurin · · Score: 0, Troll
    MongoJerry, who obviously needs to get laid, really badly: "Hey dudes I got an idea I'm going to play this like 3 year old click-your-way-through-an-adventure-game and not use items or points omg. ps: I'm going to make it into a crappy fiction story with pictures"

    Rimbo: "I bet this would make a GREAT story. I bet there are tons of people interested in this! It's almost as exciting as the poll results for those who want them to bring the McRib back!"

    simoniker, really plastered: "Whoa, naked sorceress? That's so hot."

    What the hell kind of replies does this story get? You expect people to use mod points in less than 3 days with stories like this?

  4. Re:Glad you enjoyed Irene's story, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's what you get for not limiting incoming connections. Fucktard.