Be careful with these
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You might think it's a useful incentive, but not only does a gift certificate of $200 not get you a full $200 of songs, but the remainder IS NOT REDEEMABLE FOR CASH. Dodgy marketing stunt on the part of Apple.
Won't do me much good
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It won't do me much good to get one of those gift certificates. I don't like to listen to music at my computer, and iTunes can't burn songs to CD.
Ok, theoretically iTunes could burn them to CD, in "Jaguar," but I made the mistake of upgrading to OS X 10.3 "Panther," and now my CD-R drive no longer works. And Apple is apparently preventing me from manually hacking in support (it's a fully supported drive, aside from the fact that it returns a vendor ID that hasn't been hardcoded by Apple in to the DiscRecording Framework). Fortunately I don't need high performance graphics for iTunes, since Panther also disabled my video card. I'm also pleased that iTunes doesn't waste too much screen real estate because my third party monitor has lost many of its resolutions.
Oh well, at least I don't keep my music on external FireWire hard drive [sigh]...
Re:Won't do me much good
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It's not just you. Panther removed support for burning DRM enabled AAC files to CD as audio discs.
Bait and switch. sound familiar?
Dear Apple
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Anonymous Coward
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Dear Apple,
I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because
of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have
become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay
friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such
as myself. I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice
and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would
be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal
to young boys. Thanks in advance.
with much
gayness,
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.
Dear Randy O'Day
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Dear Father O'Day,
Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're
talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc
to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly
gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be
releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able
to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large
cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all
comes together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on
our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the
boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.
You might think it's a useful incentive, but not only does a gift certificate of $200 not get you a full $200 of songs, but the remainder IS NOT REDEEMABLE FOR CASH. Dodgy marketing stunt on the part of Apple.
It won't do me much good to get one of those gift certificates. I don't like to listen to music at my computer, and iTunes can't burn songs to CD.
Ok, theoretically iTunes could burn them to CD, in "Jaguar," but I made the mistake of upgrading to OS X 10.3 "Panther," and now my CD-R drive no longer works. And Apple is apparently preventing me from manually hacking in support (it's a fully supported drive, aside from the fact that it returns a vendor ID that hasn't been hardcoded by Apple in to the DiscRecording Framework). Fortunately I don't need high performance graphics for iTunes, since Panther also disabled my video card. I'm also pleased that iTunes doesn't waste too much screen real estate because my third party monitor has lost many of its resolutions.
Oh well, at least I don't keep my music on external FireWire hard drive [sigh]...
I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such as myself. I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.
with much gayness,
Father Randy "Pudge" O'Day, S.J.
Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.