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By Tim Copperfield
Raleigh, NC - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for planting the "backdoor" inside the popular opensores operating system, Lunix (Stocks, Websites).
In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative goat-see revealed that the mistery hacker who penetrated high-security defenses of the Lunix "source code" repository and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the kernel was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
"This is serious," goat-see began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into the Lunix kernel, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
Insertion of the GNAA backdoor came right between the consideration of Novell to buy out the entire Lunix Kernel programming team, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Novell with the gay niggers developing Lunix kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to add "backdoors" into the next favorite operating system, BeOS.
About GNAA
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
About Lunix
Lunix is an operating system. An operating system is the basic set of programs and utilities that make your computer run. Some other common operating systems are Unix (and its variants BSD, AIX, Solaris, HPUX, and o
Two in a row, I got the FP on the Mars story too.
Cock suckers! Oh yeah and I nominate Al Gore.
It's a museum for robots, not bad actors idiot.
HEY MICHAEL!!!!
you're fucking FIRED!!!!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I like to turn my robot off when we make love because Im a necropheliac. Here is a photo of my bitch in the basement. I only turn her back on to clean up the mess she makes.
Don Quijote Marihuana
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Copyright Brujeria (c) 1997
No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no, senor
No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no, senor
Don Quijote Marihuana
Hoy tambien estan fumando
Don Quijote Marihuana
Ahora si estan bailando
Ay!
[Cell Phone Rings]
-Bueno?
-Chica,
no hay cronico,
una bolsa de cronico, guey.
No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no, senor
Don Brujote Marihuano
Fuma mota como serdo
[Water bubbles]
Don Quijote Marihuana
Esta hierba satanico
Esa puta fuma mota como chupa como puta fuma mota
Esa puta fuma mota como chupa como puta fuma mota
No!
[Cell phone rings]
-Bueno?
-Hello?
-Si?
-Hello, please, do you have marijuana?
I'm looking for marijuana for my head