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IBM Subpoenas SCO Investors, Analysts

Bigfishbowl writes "Forbes has an interesting article about IBM sending subpoenas to large SCO investors in an effort to compel discovery. An IBM spokesman says IBM is frustrated by SCO's reluctance to produce proof of its allegations. '"It is time for SCO to produce something meaningful. They have been dragging their feet and it is not clear there is any incentive for SCO to try this in court," he says.'"

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  1. GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS IS PATRIOTIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



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    and to the Republic for which it shoves,
    one nation under Yoda, rectal intrusion,
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  2. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yet you took the time to post a complaint. Hint: ignore the SCO stories. Set a filter. You, for one, don't speak for everyone here.

  3. I HAVE A GREASED YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ANUS!!1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  4. Re:That sound you are hearing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    lall they're not "big blue" anymore they're "big purple head" LALL!

  5. ick! by dtfinch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    forbes.com wants to install stuff on my pc whenever I visit their site.

    1. Re:ick! by herrvinny · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What stuff? I'm logged on as a limited account in Win XP, and Forbes isn't prompting me. Is it Gator-like garbage? I don't know why Forbes would need to install anything.... if Yahoo! Finance can go without software installations, then Forbes can too...

  6. Re:I GOT A GREASED YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So does your mom. I hope her screams didn't wake you when I pounded her poopchute last night.

  7. Re:YODA GOT A GREASED UP YOU SHOVED UP MY LINUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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  8. Re:YODA GOT A GREASED UP YOU SHOVED UP MY LINUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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  9. Re: Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I wonder what's it like to sodomize a mormon?

  10. Re:COUNTERSUE!!! by DShard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And maybe I don't need to drink beer after work. Although I _really_ like cold beer, so I probably will.