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SCO Fires back, Subpoenas Stallman, Torvalds et al
SirFozzie writes "SCO has just, within the past hour, announced that they have fired back against IBM's legal broadside, with one of their own, filing subpoenas against several of the biggest names in Linux. SCO filed subpoenas with the U.S. District Court in Utah, targeting six different individuals or organizations. Those include Novell; Linus Torvalds, creator of the Linux kernel; Richard Stallman of the Free Software Foundation; Stewart Cohen, chief executive of the Open Source Development Labs; and John Horsley, general counsel of Transmeta."
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9 steps to greasing your anus for yoda doll insertion NEWLY REVISED!
1) defecate. preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage and hot sauces.
2) wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns
3) prime anus with anal ease.
4) slather richly a considerable amount of vaseline or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your yoda doll or yoda soap on a rope and liberally apply it.
5) pucker your ballon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in
6) put a do-rag on yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
7) slowly rest yourself onto your yoda figurine
8) make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because that is built in.
9) gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Read slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you dont check the (desired - speaks english) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black And Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you cant afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who arent fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a yoda voice and saying, feel the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.
All in a days work with a yoda figurine rammed up your ass.
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Because of Yoda's attitude, I usually don't respond to his perversions, but this time I'll make an exception. For starters, the nicest thing that can be said about Yoda's lackeys is that they are goofy insurrectionists out to demonstrate an outright hostility to law enforcement. Already, some piteous Neanderthals have begun to fund a vast web of uncontrollable vagabonds, combative slackers, and naive malodorous-types, and with terrifying and tragic results. What tracts will follow from their camp is anyone's guess. Think about that for a moment. Simply put, every morning Yoda asks himself, "How can I fool the masses today?" The law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior. It is grossly misleading merely to claim that Yoda simply regurgitates the empty a
Steel cage death match!!!
That is all.
I'll bet Richard Stalman gives them all a pedantic lecture they won't soon forget...
... how things should be free, nobody has property rights, and everything is assigned equally to everyone for the common good. How dare you consider that home of yours your property! That home belongs to the *people* because I GPL'd your house and all its contents. All information and personal property wants to be free!
"I don't know what you mean by "Linux". Many people mistakenly call GNU/Linux simply Linux + [many hours]
And, maybe for good measure,
"I don't know what this means - "Intellectual Property" + [insert lengthy manifesto]
He wouldn't have to do a lot of research either. Simply quote the Communist Manifesto
They have insulted Linus, that means death!
It's only libel if it isn't true, and it can only be defamation of character if you have a character to defame. ;)
Here in the States, we have a law that famous people can be mocked and pilloried ad nauseum, and there's fuck all they can do about it. I'm surprised the UK doesn't have something similar (though to be true, this isn't about a satirical newstory, so doesn't quite fall under that catagory).
God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
By the time this is all over... I suspect that only me and my dog will not have been subpoenad. At least this county-clerk-job-creation program should help the economy.
I dont use MSFT. I use other real products. You seem to think that Linux is vs. MSFT. I know no such battle - in Desktop Land, where most theft goes on, Linux has been losing, bad.
I dont play with Kiddie Crap like MSFT or Linux. It's funny to watch Linux advocates rip MSFT to schreds rather than do anything useful.
Between backstage war stories about rock stars like Keith Richards and Stevie Nicks, Ball explained how, after years in business, he grew weary of Microsoft's software licensing policies. "To me it's like going to a restaurant and the entire menu is prixe fixe and you've got to eat everything on it," he said.
The same fucking way they sell CDs? All the shit you dont want and 1 good track.
What a fucking hypocrit asshole who probably supports the anal raping the RIAA gives to P2P users.
And Stevie Nicks is a fucking not talent sound like a GOAT fucking loser. Anyone who likes her is a FAG. You got that. A FAG.
You are into this "I know you are but what am I" stuff. I think its hilarious.
You, sitting there, with your fart saturated computer chair, fat sausage fingers encrusted with food grease and dried cum, your fat sexless sumo body larding about, typing away at this thread which you furiously poll. You must win. This is your life. You dont get any pussy, or your case, likely ass. You sit there with 20 windows open on Windows Xp, IE furiously refreshing pages, hunting for another reply to your "InsightFul" and "Funny" remakes.
Ass sweat puddles around your ass, the welfare checks not being enough to pay for A/C.
SOMEONE REPLIED. And this cycle continues on unabated deep into the night. NanoGator (nano referring to the size of your phallus) must win. At any cost.
Shut up you fucking communist loser fraud.
Go back to searching for more K1ddie Pr0n.
- you are a fat fuck. your vicarious existence here gives you the ability to lie like a rug, but you know you are a fat fuck.
- Your girlfriend/Realdoll. Tell her I'm sorry. I should order you another girlfriend from www.realdoll.com
- Yes, you are using XP. Yes, you are using IE. You have email notification on because you are trying to institute your wrong line of thinking in this thread. Its a feeble, pathetic attempt.
- You are on welfare, again, the vicarious nature of the internet allows you to perpetuate lies.
- You admitted to not owning AC. That's because you cant afford one and you couldnt afford to run it.
- Your penis is inadequate for pleasing a taped gerbil. The victims of your gerbil exploits have spoken to the press and indicated while it was still rape, a normal sized human member would normally kill them.
About my trolling skills, you are the moron that bites.
So take your fucking snide, snarky loser ass and keep pumping this shit. You suck donkey cock hard, and you know it.
And you sig, "I'm not Pro-Microsoft, I'm Anti-Bullshit." is so fucking lame. It is the lamest fucking sig ever. What a complete, assholic loser mediocre prick. I've read your other posts and they are so off its amusing to see mental midgets like you flounder about Slashdot further causing this place to SUCK even more. Keep it up, fuckstick.