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Single Speaker Unit Delivers Surround Sound
Makarand writes "A one-speaker home theater system that is able to deliver surround sound
has been unveiled by Nirotek America (Torrance, CA).
The single speaker unit actually contains five individual speakers packed
horizontally into a single case. The surround sound effect is achieved
by playing some sophisticated psychoacoustic trickery on the human brain.
Realistic surround sound from movies and stereo CDs can be obtained as long as listeners
are
at least six feet away from the speaker unit and the unit stands near the front edge of
whatever surface it is placed on. The unit is priced at around $799 and USA Today has a
review."
If I shit in the speaker, will I get surround splatter?
surrounded/surrendering?
.asp on that won. those fauxking foulcurrs won't quit until many more of US are dead/surrounded ourselves, buy the felonious georgewellian fuddite storm troopers.
.asp on that won. as the lights come up, there'll be no going back, & no where to hide.
don't bet yOUR
as compelled as you may be to do so, DO NOT attempt to disempower unprecedented evile by yourself. you could get some of that awful stuff on you. seek the assisstance/consult of the highly qualified creators' ppr team.
get ready to see the light.
J. Public et AL has yet to become involved in open/honest 'net communications/commerce in a meaningful way. that's mostly due to the MiSinformation suppLIEd buy phonIE ?pr? ?firm?/stock markup FraUD execrable, etc...
truth is, there's no better/more affordable/effective way that we know of, for J. to reach other J.'s &/or their respective markets.
the recipe is:
consult with/trust in yOUR creator. vote with yOUR wallet. more breathing. seek others of non-agressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit.
use key words/indexing to identify yourself/your products.
the overbullowned greed/fear based phonIE marketeers are self eliminating by their owned greed/fear/ego based evile MiSintentions. they must deny the existence of the power that is dissolving their ability to continue their self-centered evile behaviours.
as the lights continue to come up, you'll see what we mean. meanwhile, there are plenty of challenges, not the least of which is the planet/population rescue (from the corepirate nazi/walking dead contingent) initiative.
EVERYTHING is going to change, despite the lameNT of the evile wons. you CAN bet your
we weren't planted here to facilitate/perpetuate the excesses of a handful of Godless felons. you already know that? yOUR ONLY purpose here is to help one another. any other pretense is totally false.
pay attention (to yOUR environment, for example). that's quite affordable, & leads to insights on preserving life as it should/could/will be again. everything's ALL about yOUR motives.
(ZOMBIE) Lame.. jokes.. make the.. hurting... stop! (/ZOMBIE)
.asp?
not surprising that there's A LOT of pretense/fear/anger/ignorrants going about. it's all the same thing.