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Forbes Examines SCO Subpoenas

z4ce writes "It seems that Daniel Lyons of Forbes just wrote yet another article on the IBM vs. SCO law suit. Now, Daniel seems to seeing SCO for the liars they are. One of the choice quotes include, "What's the point of hassling people who make chips and set-top boxes? Don't ask SCO's top execs. They don't know anything about this stuff, remember?""

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  4. um... by Vicegrip · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Stallman is another obvious candidate for SCO's legal hit men. Not only did he write much of the code that makes up the GNU/Linux operating system, but in 1989 he created the GNU General Public License under which Linux and many other free software programs are distributed. SCO has challenged the validity of the GPL. "
    um... ok... whatever...

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  5. Story Rejected? by z4ce · · Score: -1, Troll

    I submitted this story and it shows up as rejected yet it got posted.. strange...

    2003-11-13 20:26:47 Forbes Examines SCO Subpoenas (articles,caldera) (rejected)

    Slashcode bug or what?

  6. Free Penetration Testing for GNAA Members! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  7. Re:"The GNU stuff" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    ok, i wont

    looser