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Big Science has a Twenty-Year Plan
Earlier this week, Energy Secretary Spence Abraham laid out the Office of Science's 20-year plan for building and upgrading the U.S.'s "Big Science" facilities. Twenty-eight programs got the nod, in all. The top priorities -- fusion, and a massive supercomputer. Other goals on the wish list include studying dark energy, high-speed atomic-scale imaging with an electron laser, and fulfilling several particle-physics dreams, including a collider to rival CERN's LHC. Here's the press release and the full list (PDF). Your grandchildren may write school papers on the discoveries these tools will make...
Got Root?
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY [klerck.org]?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org]?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com]?
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Propz to Sittler. Seeya at the concert mate!
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Grandchildren?
this does not make sense. Please post something that makes sense. mmmkay?
Defecate. preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage and hot sauces.
Wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns.
Prime anus with anal ease.
Slather richly a considerable amount of vaseline or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your yoda doll or yoda soap on a rope and liberally apply it.
Pucker your ballon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in.
Put a nigger do-rag on yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because that is built in.
Slowly rest yourself onto your yoda figurine.
Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you dont check the (desired - speaks english) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black And Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you cant afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who arent fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a yoda voice and saying, feel the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.
All in a days work with a yoda figurine rammed up your ass.
I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!
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Because of Yoda's attitude, I usually don't respond to his perversions, but this time I'll make an exception. For starters, the nicest thing that can be said about Yoda's lackeys is that they are goofy insurrectionists out to demonstrate an outright hostility to law enforcement. Already, some piteous Neanderthals have begun to fund a vast web of uncontrollable vagabonds, combative slackers, and naive malodorous-types, and with terrifying and tragic results. What tracts will follow from their camp is anyone's guess. Think about that for a moment. Simply put, every morning Yoda asks himself, "How can I fool the masses today?" The law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior.
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I am Lord Tsarkon. I thank you for posting my musings and carrying out the fight!
Thank you, honorary SON OF TSARKON, for keeping the torch lit!
Lord Master Tsarkon is very pleased.
Your deeds will be recorded as heroic and valiant in the halls of asengard, Thor would think himself a pussy after reading the lore and tales of your deeds.
Fight on!
LOLz you are teh funnayZ!!!!!111
P.S. AC IS ON TEH SPOKE!!!!111
Why pick on the defense budget ($358.2 Billion) when it's behind the budgets for Health and Human Services ($502 Billion) and Social Security ($509.9 Billion)?
common sense: noun
What those who are ignorant of the subject matter think; usually wrong.
They'll get cancelled because it'll be assoiciated the republican platform, the same way they grandstand US casualities (which allowed the otherside a platform in american media). Blind polictical opportunism is synonymously liberal (has been for my adult life anyways).
YOU FAIL IT!!1!!!!!11!!1111!OLOLOOLLLLOLOL
DOH! Damn trolls.
I can't believe I fell for that one. Mod me down for feeding a troll.
& what dispositions are to be considered for the felonious payper liesense softwar gangsters as they are rendered invalid, & more&more of their phonIE stock markup scams are known? maybe they'll 'release' linus, & put fuddles et ALL, in prison.
& oe =UTF-8&q=microsoft+%22bill+weisgerber%22&btnG=Goog le+Search
& oe =UTF-8&q=microsoft+%22sanjay+ahuja%22&btnG=Google+ Search
& oe =UTF-8&q=microsoft+attacks+linux+open+source&btnG= Google+Search
then, let's say fuddles IS the greed/fear/ego based massturdmined softwar gangster bankrolling the phonIE ?pr? ?firm? scriptdead attacks on the hobbyist dogooders. can we say fud wants more, has a conscience deficit, & no regard for the public/his hostages? we could easily say that.
talk about fauxking wags?
nothing gnu about this phonIE ?pr? ?firm? softwar gangster scriptdead crud:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8
wag on at: http://www.trustworthycomputing.com
felonious softwar gangster execrable hired goons?
what else could it be?