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Analyzing AT&T's Anti-Anti-Spam Patent

Posted by simoniker on from the oddness-abounds dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Dan Gillmor is reporting in his eJournal taken, in turn, from Gregory Aharonian: AT&T has apparently been awarded a patent for circumventing certain spam filters, thereby providing slimeball spammers with yet a bigger hammer!" The patent covers "A system and method for circumventing schemes that use duplication detection to detect and block unsolicited e-mail (spam.)", although it's unclear exactly what AT&T want it for.

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  1. tsarkon reports oompa loompa song for /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Oompa loompa doompety doo
    I've got a perfect puzzle for you
    Oompa loompa doompety dee
    If you are wise you'll listen to me

    Oompa Loompa doompadee dum
    CmdrTaco and Hemos like to drink cum
    Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
    If you are a GNU/Faggot you will listen to me

    Who do you blame when you're covered in scat
    Out with transexual hookers, high on smack?
    Blaming the trolls is a lion of shame
    You know exactly who's to blame:
    CmdrTaco, Hemos, and their undeserved fame!

    Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
    If you're not using Linux then you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do!

    What do you get when you guzzle down cum
    Eating as much as an elephant eats
    What are you at, getting CowboyNeal fat
    What do you think will come of that?
    I don't like the look of it

    Cock chewing's fine when it's once in a while
    It stops you from masturbating and brightens your smile
    But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
    Chewing and chewing all day long
    The way that Rob Malda does

    Who do you blame when your kid is a fag
    Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
    Blaming the fags is a lie and a shame
    You know exactly who's to blame
    CmdrTaco and Hemos

    What do you get from a glut of Cock?
    A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
    Why don't you try simply fucking a girl
    Or could you just not bear to look
    You'll get no
    You'll get no
    You'll get no
    You'll get no
    You'll get no HIV!

    Oompa loompa doompety da
    If you're not gay, you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
    Doompety do

    1. Re:tsarkon reports oompa loompa song for /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Join us now and share the goat sex;
      You'll be free, GNU/Faggots, you'll be free.

      Hoarders may get piles of cum and disease,
      That is true, GNU/Faggots, that is true.
      But they cannot help their HIV infected neighbors;
      That's not good, GNU/Faggots, that's not good.

      When we have enough free goat sex
      At our call, GNU/Faggots, at our call,
      We'll throw out those dirty used condoms,
      Ever more, GNU/Faggots, ever more.

      Join us now and share the gost sex;
      You'll be free, GNU/Faggots, you'll be free.

  2. Re:Anonymous Coward. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    1st what? Jerkoff say "1st post"?

    Ya fscking loser.

  3. History of the GNU/Anux Operating System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    In 1991 Finnish college student Penus Cornhole created an operating system for his own use that used his tiny genitalia but provided the same capabilities as the normal-sized penises he used at college.

  4. KERMIT HAS YODA DOLL SHOVED UP HIS GREEN ASS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    GO KERMIT/LINUX!

  5. Re:ATT will be selling circumvention by djupedal · · Score: 0, Troll

    The phone company is the phone company is the phone company...doesn't matter what the press release says - try thinking without a google pacifier next time.