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Best Buy Uses DMCA To Quash Black Friday Prices
Sethb writes "It looks like Best Buy didn't learn from Wal-Mart last year, and has now invoked the DMCA in order to prevent FatWallet from posting information about what items they will have on sale the day after Thanksgiving. Hopefully FatWallet will stand up for themselves again, and Best Buy will be laughed out of court."
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The child porn poster's IP address is 209.107.23.145 and I have reported him to the FBI. I will do this to any other sick fuck who posts a link to this site.
As soon as the burly guard unshackled him he made his move. Exhaling a feminine "hmmph" he weakly slapped the guard. He was quickly taken to the ground, receiving a swift kick to the ribs before being restrained. As he was dragged to the solitary confinement cell he felt nothing but relief. "At least in solitary," he thought "I'll be safe." Unfortunately for CmdrTaco he had picked the wrong guard to mess with.
The next few days were uneventful. The time in his cell he spent evenly between sleeping, reading a "Perl for Dummies" book he had gotten from the book cart, and masturbating furiously. His self-flagellation was interrupted on the fourth day. The burly guard he had attacked earlier stepped into his cell. The gleam in the guards eye and the mean grin on his face made CmdrTaco's pecker quickly shrivel in his hand. "You fucked with the wrong man when you fucked with Michael Simms," said the guard. "The inmates here call me The Asshole for a reason. Now come with me, punk."
The guard led him down the hall to one of several empty shower stalls. He roughly threw CmdrTaco in the stall and locked the door. CmdrTaco was petrified. His mind raced as he imagined the myriad of different tortures that could be in store for him. His worst fears were confirmed when the guard returned. In his hands were a short black dress, black stilleto heels, and a curly blonde wig. "Strip down and put this on, bitch." CmdrTaco did as instructed and was pleased to notice that the dress fit well and the heels gave him a nice slimming effect. The burly guard admired the drag queen. "The GNAA is gonna love you!"
The guard left the shower stall, only to return minutes later. He opened the door and led 20 large black men into the stall. "CmdrTaco, meet the Gay Nigger Association of America. GNAA, meet CmdrTaco. I'm sure you all will get along fine." With that the guard slammed the shower door closed and walked away laughing.
The men approached CmdrTaco, backing him into a corner. The apparent leader stepped forward. "No matter what I'm gonna fuck that purdy lil' ass of yours. Now I can fuck it dry or you can lube it up for me." CmdrTaco knew he had no choice. He kneeled in front of the leader, who began to slap his face with his 10 black inches. Puss from syphilictic sores quickly covered CmdrTaco's cheeks. When the leader was sufficiently aroused he placed his throbbing cock up to CmdrTaco's lips. As soon as CmdrTaco opened his mouth the leader violently shoved his manhood to the back of CmdrTaco's throat and exclaimed "Swallow my shit you cracker bitch!" CmdrTaco gagged as he was violently face fucked.
Just when he was about to pass out the leader pulled out, turned him around and shoved his cock into CmdrTaco's ass. CmdrTaco began to scream in agony but his cries were quickly muffled by one of the other gang member's cocks. They rode him like that for the better part of an hour. When one man finished another quickly took his place. Just as CmdrTaco was getting used to the throbbing pain in his anus the men stopped. One man lay down on the floor and CmdrTaco was told to get on top of him and take his dick inside him. Exhausted and humiliated, CmdrTaco had no will left to fight. As soon as he inserted the penis another man came up behind him and began to force his cock into CmdrTaco's already filled anus. Again his screams of agony were muffled, this time by a smelly black anus.
For another hour he was violated in this way. When the men were finished with him he couldn't walk and his mouth was filled with dingleberries and ass hairs. Before they all left the leader had some parting words for CmdrTaco: "Thanks for that sweet piece of ass, punk. We'll see you again tomorrow. Oh by the way, we all have AIDS." It was going to be a long ten years for CmdrTaco.
got this from another board so this is all the info I have. The OP claims to have the ad, so it appears legit>
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At approximately 11PM CST on 11/14/03, We became aware of a D.M.C.A. notification and subpoena from what appears to be the legal firm representing Best Buy Enterprise Services, Inc. (The email appears to have been sent at 5:20PM)
Due to the late hour and legal counsel not being immediately available, we are taking the action to remove the content we believe the notification is referring to. We ask that FatWallet members do not post further information regarding this matter or links
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was struck down. This in effect opened the market to competition for all.
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im going to post this as an AC (even though im logged in), you tell me my IP adress, if your correct ill believe your original claim. If not, fuck off wanker!
Actually, the first and second posts in this thread need modded down, and most of this whole thread needs to be modded offtopic, except for the discussion on how it needs to be modded...
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Ah, that old myth.
In fact, the 1773 Tea Act, which provoked the Boston Tea Party, remitted a significant English tea tax. The result was that Americans could buy British East India Company tea after the Tea Act for significantly less than they previously were being charged for either legal British tea or smuggled Dutch tea. And this cheaper tea was of generally higher quality than the Dutch tea, too.
So what was the issue? The extent of Parliamentary authority.
The small three-penny Townsend duty was left on the tea by Prime Minister Lord North as a statement of the principle that Parliament could tax the colonies, and the Tea Act granted a monopoly on the tea trade to the British East India Company.
Even though the result was higher quality and lower prices, the American colonies denied that Parliament had the right to do either. Indignation was high enough that the ships to New York and Philadelphia were ordered back to England by the local authorities, lest the ships be attacked. In Boston, the ship was brought in under guard, and got attacked. Americans continued to drink more expensive, smuggled Dutch tea (and increasingly coffee instead) rather than concede Parliamentary authority.
Americans did not revolt against Britain because of high tax rates; Parliament never imposed taxes in America even approaching those it imposed in Britain itself. They revolted because they did not accept the King-in-Parliament as the soverign authority in the colonies. While they were subjects of the King, they did not consider themselves subject to the authority of a Parliament in which they lacked representation any more than Britain was subject to the colonial legislatures in which Britain's people did not have representation.
"Even though the result was higher quality and lower prices, the American colonies denied that Parliament had the right to do either. Indignation was high enough that the ships to New York and Philadelphia were ordered back to England by the local authorities, lest the ships be attacked. In Boston, the ship was brought in under guard, and got attacked. Americans continued to drink more expensive, smuggled Dutch tea (and increasingly coffee instead) rather than concede Parliamentary authority."
Bull$hit. American colonists weren't protesting British tea for a political statement. Boston was a "den" for smugglers who made their money off smuggling the more-expensive-and-inferior Dutch tea than the British tea. When the East India Company was given a monopoly, the tea was so cheap (even with the taxes) it threatened the livelihood of the Boston smugglers as well as the wholesalers (because the British were cutting out the middlemen Wal-Mart style and the general public loved the prices). This fed into the radical "Sons of Liberty" groups who objected any taxation from Britain despite the fact that Great Britain nearly bankrupted itself defending the American colonies in the 7 Years War (French & Indian War) - and won - since the Colonial militias proved to be worthless (with the exception of "Roger's Rangers") cowards who fled the battles or left to tend to their crops. The Sons of Liberty, smugglers, and others raided British ships, beached them, and even set fire to a Royal Naval vessel. Because jury trials in Boston were made up of the peers of the smugglers (ie. smugglers themselves), the British authorities never could secure a conviction, so the British authorities circumvented the whole deal by holding the trials in Britain proper which alienated the radical colonists further (and that is why we have the right to jury trials in the Constitution today, because of smugglers). Britain was in the hole for something like 173 million pounds pre-1776 because of the 7 Years War. The Colonies got rich while paying less than 2% of their income in taxes on average, while in England, the poor and middle class were paying taxes on things like glass for windows, and on average where paying between 10% and 20% of their income. Ireland was in even worse shape tax wise than that. Then the radical colonists got mad because Britain kept soldiers in the colonies in a time of so-called peace (it was a farce because France was plotting another war to retake Canada AND the British American Colonies) in violation of English law. So the radicals harassed British troops. Today, for those that pay attention in K-12 history lessons, we learn that the nasty British even "quartered soldiers" into common peoples homes, which is a lie as well. The British had the soldiers housed in inns and made the colonial legislatures pay the tab. The inn keepers never protested and they loved the fat checks they received. The only members of the public that actually housed British soliders were Loyalist families who volunteered, unlike what they teach us in schools and what is written in the Constitution (again).
We also are taught that the colonials loyal to the Continental Congress and George Washington outnumbered the Loyalist colonists by 4/5ths. However, that is a misnomer. 73% of George Washington's Continental Army were made up of recent Irish immigrants, not long-term English and Scottish-descended British American colonists. Compare that number (the 73% which is also not counting the slaves that were also fighting in the Continental Army, something like 1% to 5%) to the 1/5th of the Colonial population who were Loyalist and fighting. That illustrates that the majority of the colonial public sat on the fences waiting for a clear victor to arrive in the struggle. They also don't tell you until at the college level in history classes that Parliament actually offered the American colonies representation in Parliament, but the various politicians sympathetic to the Sons of Liberty persuation resisted the invitation be
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