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AMD Predicts End of 32-bit Processors

DDumitru writes "Infoworld reports that AMD predicts it will stop producing 32-bit processors by the end of 2005. By depending on price cuts for Athlon-64 and Opteron, AMD is predicting that it's sales of 32-bit CPUs will fall off and obsolete 32-bit systems in less than 3 years. This is either a push forward, or a tactic to try to capture the 64/32 bit standard leaving Intel in the rear. Or it could just be hype." I'm not in a hurry to ditch any of my 32-bit machines, so long as I get them replaced by 2038.

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  1. Poodlemeister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The poodlemeister has arrived in the UK.

    Let the riots begin!

  2. sdf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    asdf

  3. Keysh-OWNED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  4. You fail it sucka by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    You fail it.

    Miserably.

    As a punishment, you should wrap duct-tape around your balls and rip it off in one go.

  5. I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW AMD OVERLORDS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    my penis is hard because it is encased in carbonite

  6. I must dress in SS uniform to get hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Maybe you could help me with my problem.

    I am a bit ashamed to admit that I can only get my penis hard if I am wearing a nazi SS-uniform and I can only come if I'm fucking a woman wearing a nazi uniform.

    I don't understand why this is and it's extremely embarrasing!

  7. Re:16-bit? 16-bit? by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    You're soft. Why, in my day, we sent rockets to the moon with 8-bit processors, and we considered ourselves lucky to have them.

    Rate this comment "+1, True and Ironic"

  8. TALEZ FROM THE PIT OF HOT TEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. . e

  9. TALEZ FROM TEH PIT OF HOT TEA (vol 1.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. 8

  10. talez, nig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. 9

  11. TALEZ FROM THE PIT OF SCALDING HOT TEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. 66

  12. TALEZ MOTHAFUCKAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. .

  13. Bush is beloved in UK- Guardian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A Guardian/ICM opinion poll suggests that 43% of people welcome Mr Bush's visit to the UK, compared with 36% who say they would prefer he did not come.

  14. TALEZ FROM THE PIT OF HOT TEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. 665

  15. TaleZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. . 00

  16. TALEZ FROM THE PIT OF HOT TEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. u

  17. TALEZ FROM THE PIT OF HOT TEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. 8g

  18. Re:that's fine and dandy but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. gh

  19. TALEZ FROM THE PIT OF HOT TEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. [o

  20. TALEZ FROM THE PIT OF HOT TEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. h

  21. TFTPOHT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. . hs

  22. THANUSES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    "Servants! Servants!" growled CmdrTaco as he pulled on his cock and pushed a button that make noises throughout his mansion that sounded like Richard Stallman having an asthma attack. Suddenly many gay orcs in pink aprons and feather dusters up their butts burst into the room and licked his toes and bit his ankles. "STOP IT YOU MERE FAGS!!!" he groaned furiously as he pulled a document out of his ass and thrust it on the table. "LOOK AT THIS! YOU SEE WHAT MICHAEL HAS DON-" he began to say when suddenly one of his orc's anuses skewed into a fleshy mass of fried rice and grainy cocks and exploded only to release none other but a topless fag in a grass skirt with boobs. The boobed heathen wheezed as a chisel oozed out of his nose and he bit off the other orc's cocks and heads. He engraved a rune on the ground, and farted out red powder from his anus. When the dust settled, a shimmering purple portal had opened and suddenly Richard Simmons burst out with a rainbow Afro for pubes and slammed CmdrTaco onto the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Enrique Iglesias he'd been working on. Richard Simmons growled as peanut butter cup swords slashed out of his fingernails and diced CmdrTaco's scrotum and slit his spinchter. He nuzzled his anus and then suddenly a roll of pennies squealed out of his buttocks and smashed CmdrTaco's eyeball so hard that it expulsed from his anus and went up one of the dead orc's butt crack. "NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!!!" Growled CmdrTaco as he intensified his flesh and ground up a fine mesh of dirty oils and Yosemite Sam beards. He drank the potion and then dazzled his tongue into Richard Simmon's anus and suddenly let loose a furious blast of eerie fire shaped like eagles and intense horse dicks. NOOOO!!! Growled RS as geniuses prowled out of his pores and Penus Torvalds sprinkled Salt Peter onto his dick.
    AAAAAAARGH!! he moaned as suddenly his friend G.W. Bush grimed out of the floor and exploded until the earth went fag and the Maker farted into a bottle of wines. Ach! went CmdrTaco as he sat on a cock and began to take stop motion pictures of Eric Raymond and Bruce Perens violating a cod with a old fashioned clock. He moaned as the French Quarter oozed in and out of his butt and wheezed as a Chinook salmon began to put on tight leather and went of to be sleazy in the "hood". Suddenly a fag growl greased out of the floor and Richard Simmons suddenly appeared again with a serrated knife that was shaped like a gooseneck. "AAAAAW!" he screamed as he stabbed CmdrTaco over and over and decimated his flesh and added up his warts into a jar of feces and ground-up GNU/Anux manuals. He whipped him with a thong that had a world of cold arms and sock puppets attached to it and thrust him into a transdimensional wormhole, never to be seen again. He grimed down onto the bed and began to gently work out his pubes and shove a boot up hit butt. THE END. . hsds

  23. Butt Fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  24. OS X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    But does it run OS X?