Head Injury Induces Foreign Accent Syndrome
An anonymous reader writes "Researchers have identified a rare disorder in which people, usually who have suffered a brain injury, find themselves speaking with a foreign accent. As reported by Science Blog, a Florida woman found herself speaking with a British accident after a stroke left her partially paralyzed. Fewer than 20 cases have been reported since 1919."
Texans. It makes so much sense that their stupidity and their accent is both caused by some collective head injury.
I'll bet one of England's kings, several hundred years ago, had a stroke and started speaking that way; then the nobles decided it was in fashion and imitated it, then the populace began talking that way... No wonder they all talk funny. ;-)