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Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
An anonymous reader writes "Finally, the question is answered: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? A designer with too much time on his hands uses his new method for graphically representing Strouhal numbers to clarify a truly pressing question for all armchair zoologists (and a few Monty Python fans)."
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Because of Yoda's attitude, I usually don't respond to his perversions, but this time I'll make an exception. For starters, the nicest thing that can be said about Yoda's lackeys is that they are goofy insurrectionists out to demonstrate an outright hostility to law enforcement. Already, some piteous Neanderthals have begun to fund a vast web of uncontrollable vagabonds, combative slackers, and naive malodorous-types, and with terrifying and tragic results. What tracts will follow from their camp is anyone's guess. Think about that for a moment. Simply put, every morning Yoda asks himself, "How can I fool the masses today?" The law is not just a moral stance. It
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Although 47 of the 74 worldwide swallow species are found in Africa,1 only two species are named after the continent: the West African Swallow (Hirundo domicella) and the South African Swallow (Hirundo spilodera), also known as the South African Cave Swallow.
West, North and East Africa are regions of the African continent. South Africa on the other hand is a country. So the swallow is named after a country, not the continent. "South African X" always pertains to the country, if you want to talk about the region it's "Southern African X".
It would be a bit like saying "the only two American X named after the continent is the North American X and the USA X".
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This is on a "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters" website. I don't even know where to begin, so I will simply say this is the single lamest article ever. Closing slashdot a lot lately, I wonder how long before I never load it up again?
If he uses linux, then he's deffently a goatse fan. The perv will get a cheap thrill out of it.