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Microsoft Introduces Competition For Google News
Romeo E. Cabrera writes "In advance of an imminent launch of its own search engine, Microsoft has launched its own version of the popular Google News service. Based initially on feeds from the Moreover news aggregation service, the new beta service (known as MSN Newsbot) aims to provide news on a range of subjects including World, Sports, Entertainment, Science and Technology."
Heat the cucumber in the microwave for about 1 to 1.5 minutes.
Dude! That will burn the skin off your dick!! Maybe 10 - 15 seconds, max. Be fucking reasonable here. If you're gonna go fucking vegetables, you don't want them cooked and piping hot. And you certainly don't want to be making beef & veggie stew with your cock.
Oh, I'm a Republican
I got a small schling
I like to bomb niggahs
and make a lot o' bling
I got a bunch o' friends
in high up places
They helps me get dem
government graces.
You think I'm smart
I just know who's who
I couldn't run a fruit stand
without the red white & blue
I fancy myself
A brilliant tactician
But neither me nor m'buddies
Could even pass basic trainin'
See, I'm above all that
A fightin' and shootin'
I just say "Sic em!"
Then run the other direction
Don't need no history
Don't need no schoolin'
I got my ideology
To keep me a shootin'
Liberals! Faggots!
Commies and queers!
Socialist hippies
Full o' pussy tears!
I'll drop some crap
about Jesus the Christ
You'll buy it all
and vote for me twice
'Fact, Jesus is comin'!
Real soon, now!
So we gotta prop up Israel
That ol' sacred cow
Propaganda's m'friend
But I calls it "fact"
Even though I don't read
'Cept for Chick tracts
Facts? No! Don't need em here!
We're conservatives! We work on FEAR!
Don't like what we say?
Well FUCK YOU, bud!
We'll shove it down yer throat
and tell ya it's good!
In carefully thinking my options through with regard to the most well known operating systems that a home "power user" might choose to work with, I've formulated the following axiom regarding usability:
Linux is to Windows as Windows is to Mac OS (Pre OS X).
What this means is left to the reader to determine and will obviously vary depending on which OS you prefer. Example:
A Mac user would see it this way:
Hardest is to Hard as Hard is to Easy
A Linux user would see it this way:
Least obfuscated is to Obfuscated as Obfuscated is to Most Obfuscated
A Windows user would see it this way:
"What was the question"? or "Oooooh shiny!"
Let the flamefest begin!