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Nature Releases New Model of Whale
Chromodromic writes "Yahoo! is running a story about Japanese scientists who say they have identified a new species of whale. The animal is a type of baleen, the family of whales that strain tiny plankton and other food from seawater. Apparently the discovery was made through the DNA analysis of nine already dead specimens. Expected follow-up: 'Japanese scientists announce extinction of newly discovered whale.'"
Soon everyone will have thier own whale distro, like Linux!
Pretty Pictures!
While it seems fine and dandy, remember that the dearly beloved God promised this new whale by Q3 of 1999.
Besides, don't get too excited, the sources tell me it's a beta version.
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Because of Yoda's attitude, I usually don't respond to his perversions, but this time I'll make an exception. For starters, the nicest thing that can be said about Yoda's lackeys is that they are goofy insurrectionists out to demonstrate an outright hostility to law enforcement. Already, some piteous Neanderthals have begun to fund a vast web of uncontrollable vagabonds, combative slackers, and naive malodorous-types, and with terrifying and tragic results. What tracts will follow from their camp is anyone's guess. Think about that for a moment. Simply put, every morning Yoda asks himself, "How can I fool the masses today?" The law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of
I have been waiting for this for years, and now, a new species of whale discovered, I feel so glad, now I can rest in peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Maybe they were fighting it out with the birds.
-CowboyNick
I wonder how high the price per pound will be for the whale meat if it's so rare that we've never seen one before? It sounded like a pretty subtle difference between this whale and other similar species. Was there a suble difference in the taste that made them look at the DNA?
How did it taste?
Apparently the discovery was made through the DNA analysis of nine already dead specimens.
Already dead since they'd been "harvested" (hunted) for "scientific research". After the "research" requirements are met, in order not to waste precious resources, the whales are turned over to Japan's whaling industry.
As it happens, Japan does a lot of "scientific research", "harvesting" a quantity of whales that just coincidently matches the country's appetite for whale meat and blubber, considered a delicacy by the Japanese.
But it's all about science, really. As it happens the new species was identified by examining skeletons of whales "harvested" in 1970.
So only 33 years after the whales were turned into sushi, the science has caught up! Great work Japan!
I hope the new species hasn't already been hunted, I mean harvested, I mean researched, to extinction. Wouldn't that be ironic?
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Expected follow-up: "Japanese food scientists announce newly discovered whale is tasty."
But seriously, food science is still science. The happiest research chemist I ever met was the guy who develops new flavors of gummy bears. However, it's still at best highly questionable that any real research is done by Japanese (or whoever) whaling.
Worst. President. Ever.
Such perfect diction, such empassioned speeches... plus, he likes the U.S. and is one of the Brits damn smart enough to realize that allies are allies and enemies are enemies, no matter what.
I wish I was Tony Blair.
"Can you imagine? An animal of more than 10 meters was unknown to us even in the 21st century," said Tadasu Yamada of Tokyo's National Science Museum, the senior author of the study that appears in this week's issue of the journal Nature.
Unknown to us? Hardly. It was just that this species was so like fin whales it took DNA analysis of nine different specimen to separate this "unknown animal" from fin whales.
Sure it's nice that careful DNA analysis shows that this indeed is (or at least might be - the jury is still out) a separate species, but that really don't justify the sensationalism.
"Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
It seems more of a pride issue. The more the rest of the world says they should stop the more the old guard in japan, the same ones who see nothing wrong with japans war crimes, insist on keeping whaling alive.
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For example its actually two new identified species since whales previously all considered Bryde's Whales are now considered to make up three distinct species - two known types previously thought to be the same species: Bryde's, and Eden, and this third species B. omurai.
I take this to be good news, because if there are three distinct species that cannot be visually distinguished from each other, and one of them is determined to be rare or threatened, the Japanese will have a much harder time arguing for an outright hunt of Bryde's. I just hope they don't take the now proven usefulness of DNA information collected through "scientific" whaling, to be evidence that that particular insult to science should be continued or even expanded.
Work for Change & GET PAID!
RIAA subpoenas Japanese scientists for 9 unauthorized Whales at US$175,000 per violation.
RIAA intends to seize all properties associated with the baleen Whales, who they say have rights to all science journal artwork, magazine articles, photographs and scientific models. A 972 page Cease and Desist letter requesting voluntarily compliance have been sent to all Japanese Elementary school students, and the scientist who had pictures of Whales in fishskin on his hard-drive.
Initially the funds(lawsuits) generated from the newly discovered Whale would have been used by privileged RIAA members and attorneys for "entertainment tasks" and other "unspecified usage" for the 100 year war against piracy, and that no records would be kept. But after much public outcry(a web survey) regarding the use of funds secured on behalf of the whales, RIAA quickly reversed it's decision and announced all money harvested for the Balaenoptera Omurai Whale will be donated to ~Whalers With Aids~. The gesture caused the American public had a giant social orgasm, and continues to consume the popular Le' Big Orca at McDonalds.
UPDATE: RIAA sues Whalers With Aids on behalf of Bunny Wailer, says spellng differences are no difference to those who can't read or write.
UPDATE: RIAA sues Bunny Wailer on behalf of Whalers With Aids.
Yes, but how do they taste?
"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
That's the Alanis Morressett definition of ironic. See Inconvenient, adj.
... Does it run linux? I mean, how can Nature compete in this very incited market if it does not support multiple platforms? Supporting only the Continental platform is really not a good choice at the moment.
The flavor is a combination of California Condor and Spotted Owl.