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Scientific American's Sci/Tech Gifts for 2003

Rick DeBay writes "Scientific American has come out with their Sci/Tech gift list for 2003. I think they did a good job, even the selections in the under $25 category are quite tasteful and dignified. And what Sophisticated Lady wouldn't be overjoyed at unwrapping a genuine Swarovski crystal accessory? My personal favorites fall in to those well-worn categories, 'Imprisoning Small Creatures for Amusement' and 'Getting Someone Else to Clean-Up.' The frog and shrimp farms fufill the first, and the domestically-challengeds' favorite Roomba the latter. Seriously, there is a mix of interesting gadgets, products that should never have been made, refugees from Sharper Image, and humorous geek stocking stuffers. It is unlikely that you could go wrong."

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  1. Google! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Google!

    (Search it for worm quartet message board)

  2. U.N. has sold out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    UNITED NATIONS (CNN) -- Some members of al Qaeda most likely possess portable surface-to-air missiles and may use them to target military transport planes, a U.N. report says.

    What the hell?

    I thought U.N. was the lone beacon of light and reason in the darkness of madness cast by the "war on terrorism" fanatics in US and UK!

    They've apparently sold out to the military-industrial complex when they publish alarmist crap like that.

    1. Re:U.N. has sold out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Maybe you should just declare "Peace in our time", and go bury your head in the sand.

      Two more bombs just went off in Turkey. Or perhaps we should just give in and welcome our new fanical overlords.

    2. Re:U.N. has sold out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Two more bombs just went off in Turkey.

      And how many bombs went off in Turkey before the war on terror and the axis of evil were declared?

      The war on terror feeds terror (and by proxy itself, which I guess is in the minds of those who orchestrate the damn "war"). It's a war with no end. It's just pissing off people more and more, they go and blow up stuff and that's when GWB and his poodle come crying for more money to "fight for freedom".

    3. Re:U.N. has sold out! by SiaFhir · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I think what we all need for Christmas is a Get Out Of Hell Free card!

    4. Re:U.N. has sold out! by ed333 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      financial?

    5. Re:U.N. has sold out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      I am not sure, but just off hand... the same temple was attacked in like '78 (or was it '83). I also know that Turkey has had a long history of terrorism, mostly associated with the Turkish Kurds. So does that answer your question. BTW, did you know that Turkey is a member of NATO?

      Don't screw with me, I have been a news/history junkie, since I was like 10 yo (37 now).

      Terrorism is nothing new. Now we are "draining the swamps", it's not pretty, it is not easy, but it needs to be done. I don't think Bush is right in everything he does (in particular taxes, and policies), but some things are needed. Like the overthrow of a murdering dictator, how would Europe look today if we didn't remove Hitler, or Asia if we left the warlords in charge of Japan. Also you (and everyone else) should note that GWI (Gulf War I, if you will) never did end. It just changed into a low grade war of air combat. The U.S., England, and France all had combat missions over Iraq over the last dozen years. Well, France gave up, I think that Saddam paid off his friend (nothing new there either).

    6. Re:U.N. has sold out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Wow! GWB should order a jumbo pack RIGHT NOW!

  3. All I want for Christmas by Space+cowboy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... is that the servers in the co-lo don't have a hissy fit and die. That'd be a 1000-mile round-trip to see what's wrong :-(

    Pressies are always good though :-)))

    Simon.

    --
    Physicists get Hadrons!
  4. The Best Gift: +1, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Would be the impeachment of the world's most dangerous politician.

    Thanks and have a peaceful day,
    Kilgore Trout

  5. I Just Have To Share This Warm Holiday Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" - Clark W. Griswold, Christmas Vacation

    Above quote from: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097958/quotes

  6. Mirror for those who can't see anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  7. Buy Nothing Day by Stiletto · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Why not instead participate in Buy Nothing Day, instead of buying more useless stuff that nobody needs?