Scientific American's Sci/Tech Gifts for 2003
Rick DeBay writes "Scientific American has come out with their Sci/Tech gift list for 2003. I think they did a good job, even the selections in the under $25 category are quite tasteful and dignified. And what Sophisticated Lady wouldn't be overjoyed at unwrapping a genuine Swarovski crystal accessory? My personal favorites fall in to those well-worn categories, 'Imprisoning Small Creatures for Amusement' and 'Getting Someone Else to Clean-Up.' The frog and shrimp farms fufill the first, and the domestically-challengeds' favorite Roomba the latter. Seriously, there is a mix of interesting gadgets, products that should never have been made, refugees from Sharper Image, and humorous geek stocking stuffers. It is unlikely that you could go wrong."
Turns out the Iraquis have a little Kobe Bryant blood in them -- they like the old corn hole, too.
Five minutes after Lynch was captured, they're passing her around like a pack of smokes, fucking her in the ass, turning her into their own personal goatse man.
As Americans it is our patriotic duty to go to war overseas and kill as many filthy sand niggers as possible. Send their heathen asses to burn in Hell for all eternity. It's what Jesus wants us to do.
By modding this post down you are affirming your allegiance to the Jihad over in the Middle East and we will track your Allah-praising ass down and you will be executed for teason against the United States of America.
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And what Sophisticated Lady wouldn't be overjoyed at unwrapping a genuine Swarovski crystal accessory?
Howabout the one that no longer has PC PS2 connectors on their computer? (RTFA)
My girlfriend is fairly sophisticated, but if I gave her that, she'd probably question my sexuality.
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Now I know what to do with that extra $150 I have lying around!
Seriously though... its the people that would buy crap like this that invest in rumor-mongrels like SCO.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson
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1) Job, so that I can buy these things for myself. Being laid off sucks.
Why are you reading slashdot when you could be out looking for work? Whining about your job situation only makes you look pathetic.
You could sell your wife and daughter. That would solve all your financial problems.
If you drop the wife and kids you'd be amazed how much money you could save.
Oh but you have unlimited time to spend messing around on slashdot.
get a job.
You know, maybe you should start by stop reading slashdot and trying to find yourself a job.
Why would iTunes be on it when it's FREE, dipshit???