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Webservice Debugs Linux Binaries While-U-Wait
null-und-eins writes "A new webservice offers automatic
debugging of Linux binaries. It takes a (with "-g" compiled) binary and two invocations where one fails and the other doesn't. The service repeatedly runs the two programs and tries to find the smallest difference between the two that causes the failure. Nice google-like interface with statistics about its own performance."
wait, no it isn't.
it's gay.
Hear ye hear ye
WELCOME TO OPEN SOURCE HELL
It's a well known fact that open source is like Hell. Besides the obvious uselessness of open source (open source is more like open sauce- if sauce is left open, it spoils. It's also like open sores, where sores left open fester) and the total niggerfication of Linux, it's obvious that using open source is like going to Hell, only thousands of times worse.
When Bill Gates sent his only begotten son to die on the cross for your sins, he didn't plan for all of us to turn against him and use the disgusting, fecal OS that is Linux. Linus originally wanted to use a devil for his OS's mascot, but the asshats at BSD took it before he could.
The "penguin" is an actual hidden message for Hell freezing over, which is what will happen if it gains a market share of more than 5% and is actually used by someone besides a virgin geek for more than 5 minutes.
Did you know Linux is used to oppress niggers? What about jews? Linux is used across the world as a digital whip to put all the niggers and hook-nosed fucks in line, ready to suck Linus's (i.e. The Antichrist's) dick.
Use Linux, you'll see. You'll feel the shackles of Satan himself around your neck as you fail completely to install a piece of software. You'll scream in agony as your dependencies aren't perfect and your OS gives you a fatal error, causing your testicals to fall off. You'll wail in horror as you realize you didn't pay your $699 SCO license fee, and therefore reduced to teabagging Darl.
So break free the gay bonds of Hell and use the angelic OS that is Windows XP, you ignorant fucks.
I think he's just stupid.
If you have a working nigger, why do you need to whip him?
we all know there's no such thing as a working nigger.
Q: Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
A: Niggers don't like any kind of job.
"I have a job programming computers and I don't make enough money to feed myself; but hey, that's free market economy." Unless you are posting this from a computer at the library, shut the fuck up.
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WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?