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Linux in 2004?
An anonymous reader writes "John Terpstra and Eric S. Raymond have started the ball rolling on LinuxWorld's poll of the community for what they think will happen in the world of Linux in 2004. Terpstra says 'I predict that during 2004 at least one significant USA government body will adopt Linux on the desktop.'" Depending on how you define "significant", this has already occurred.
Defecate. preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage and hot sauces.
Wipe ass with witch hazel, soothes horrific burns.
Prime anus with anal ease.
Slather richly a considerable amount of vaseline or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your yoda doll or yoda soap on a rope and liberally apply it.
Pucker your ballon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to work it in.
Put a nigger do-rag on yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because that is built in.
Slowly rest yourself onto your yoda figurine.
Gyrate gleefully in your computer chair while your fat sexless geek nerd loser fat shit self enjoys the prostate massage you'll be getting. Think about snoodling with the Sarlaac pit. Read Slashdot. Masturbate to anime. Email one of the editors hoping they will honor you with a reply. Join several more dating services - this time, you dont check the (desired - speaks english) and (desired - literate). You figure you might get a chance then. Order some fucking crap from Think Geek. Get Linux to boot on a Black And Decker Appliance. Wish you could afford a new computer. Argue that IDE is better than SCSI because you cant afford SCSI. Make claims about how Linux rules. Compile a kernel on your 486SX. Claim to hate windows but use it for Everquest. Admire Ghyslain's courage in making that wonderful star wars movie. Officially convert to the Jedi religion. Talk about how cool Mega Tokyo is. Try and make sure you do your regular 50 story submissions to Slashdot, all of which get rejected because people who arent fatter than CowboyNeal can't submit. Fondle shrimpy penis while making a yoda voice and saying, feel the force, padawan, feeel the foooorce, hurgm. Yes. Yes. When 900 years you reach, a dick half as big you will not have.
All in a days work with a yoda figurine rammed up your ass.
I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!
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Because of Yoda's attitude, I usually don't respond to his perversions, but this time I'll make an exception. For starters, the nicest thing that can be said about Yoda's lackeys is that they are goofy insurrectionists out to demonstrate an outright hostility to law enforcement. Already, some piteous Neanderthals have begun to fund a vast web of uncontrollable vagabonds, combative slackers, and naive malodorous-types, and with terrifying and tragic results. What tracts will follow from their camp is anyone's guess. Think about that for a moment. Simply put, every morning Yoda asks himself, "How can I fool the masses today?" The law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior.
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Has anyone heard of these?
fanatics , fan boys and immature students with no life experience let alone buisness experience trying to instill/force/shout the merits of Linux are doing it no favours and make it seem even more so the homemade OS that it is
and like most homemade projects (ie beer) while it tastes nice, it will always seem to have something wrong with it.
professional marketing is what Linux lacks and while RedHat etc are doing their best the fanboys undo all their hard work, 2steps foward 1 step back
I agree, 2006 is the year.
Holy SHIT! WHY DON'T THE MODS IMPLEMENT A LINK BLOCKING SYSTEM! Slashdot has gone so far as to be a shit shit shit shit shit shit shittty shit! Why in the hell can't they censor this fuck!
Wow, I can almost feel your pain. Tell me, do you sit around in the basement a lot? Wondering what has happened to your friends, your family, your life?
Linux stud...........
http://Lindows.com/
Lindows Bruthah.
Wake up and smell the polished gui.
Simplified, streamlined. Who couldn't use it?*
*rhetorical question.
God youo gentoo zealots do come out the cracks each time the future of linux is mentioned. Repeat after me, compiling from source is annoying and time consuming. Gentoo is a placebo when it comes to speed and quickness for the most part.
Now your looking in crystal balls for answers? I predict that Bill Gates will make money in 2004. What a concept. I also predict that every linux fanatic will pick HIS nose at least 365 times in 2004.
Nah! How many years will it take people like you, to realize that "the old europe" is not a 1st world country?!! Get over it, it's old, it can't be first !!
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