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Fiber to the People: Lessig, IEEE & AFNs

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the what-do-we-want-bandwidth-when-do-we-want-it-now dept.

Codeine writes "Larry Lessig articulates some infrastructure observations based on work by the IEEE & Cornell AFN Institute regarding 'end-user-as owner' (EUO) advanced fibre networks."

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  1. Re:YOU ARE THE FAILED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    a long GNAA member's penis (12"), your ass

  2. Janitor dies after winning ass-stretching contest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Date: November 20 2003

    An ass-stretching competition in a Michigan town ended in tragedy with the winner dead and several runners-up in intensive care.

    "The competition lasted 5, perhaps 6 inches and the winner shoved an ungreased Yoda doll. He was taken home by taxi but died within 20 minutes," said Eric Raymond, an Open Source advocate and former VA Linux director.

    "Five contestants ended up in intensive care. Those not in hospital turned up the next day, ostensibly for another ass stretching."

    Mr Raymond said the Slashdot editors organizing this month's contest had been charged with manslaughter. He had offered 10 Yoda dolls and a pirated RedHat 9 CD to the competitor who could stretch his ass the most.

    Slashdot editors take the equivalent of 15 yards of pure man-cock per ass annually, one of the highest rates in the world. Some experts estimate 90% of Slashdot editors and moderators are homosexual.

  3. Re:YOU ARE THE FAILED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    What part of 12 inches do you not understand?

    Get your ass outta here, SHAA member

  4. BOW DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I am the mighty Colonel Cornholio! I've just lost an entire battalion to Iraqi terrorists but we're still winning the war!! Teh Uh-Ass Armie is teh great!!!111

  5. Re:Jihad to the people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    +12 troll

    I'm impressed.